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This article is a transcript of the Thundermans episode "Who's Your Mommy" from season two, which aired on March 2, 2015.
  • [episode begins with Phoebe, Max and Billy sit on the couch and they cannot support the heat wave]
  • Phoebe: This heat wave is the worst.
  • Billy: So hot. It's like we moved into Dad's belly button. [grabs a fan and uses his super-speed power to refresh himself fast. Nora comes in with a hose]
  • Nora: No. No. I got this. It's not like you guys could move things with your minds.
  • Max: Let me help Nora. Put the hose over there.
  • Phoebe: Alright Billy. Could you turn on the water and turn this room into our private water park.
  • Billy: On it. [Billy super-speeds to turn on the water but ends bumping into Hank]
  • Hank: Hold on! [[[Barb Thunderman|Barb]] helps Billy to get up] Nobody move. Acessing, acessing. Something's different.
  • Barb: Kids. Why is this slide inside?
  • Hank: A SLIDE!! We make a great team. [he puts his hand up for a High Three with Barb but Barb refuses to do it]
  • Phoebe: You know. We wouldn't need this slide if we just had a pool. [the kids start asking for a pool]
  • Hank: Okay. You can have a pool. [the kids are happy]
  • Barb: Hank?
  • Hank: Oh. I'm the good cop, Barb. Then you sought this open and shut this down!
  • Barb: Okay. I tell you what. If you kids can help raise money, we'll ship in two and see what we can afford.
  • Hank: [to Barb] Your bad cop needs to work.
  • Max: I can't wait for a pool. Step aside. I'm doing this. [Max uses his freeze breath on the slide while he walks to the door]
  • Hank: Max. I don't think you should be... [Max jumps into the ice and slides so fast]
  • Max: Too fast. Too fast. [he isn't able to stop and hits against the kitchen counter]
  • Phoebe, Billy, Hank and Nora: MY TURN!! [they run to the door to try]
  • [theme song]
  • [The Thunder kids start getting stuff for their yard sale and Billy is singing]
  • Billy: ♪ Yard sale. Dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi. ♪ Yard sale. Dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi.♪
  • Max: Billy! If I hear you gonna make up an annoying song that everyone hears it I... [Nora comes from the kitchen with a basket of her bows in the hands, singing the same song as Billy]
  • Nora: ♪ Yard sale. Dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi ♪. [[[Dr. Colosso]] has a jetpack and glasses dressed] ♪ Yard sale. Dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi.♪
  • Phoebe: Guys. This is gonna be great. We'll make a fortune selling your old junk, buy a pool and then invite cute boys over for pool parties.
  • Billy: What is with you and cute boys?
  • Phoebe: What? It's not like I have an app on my phone that tells me when there's one on our block. [her phone rings]
  • App's voice: He's cute.
  • Dr. Colosso: I had enough of this place. Unbearable heat, unnecessary singing. Billy. [Billy gives a look at Colosso for saying bad of his singing] Jetpack! Take me away! [his jetpack doesn't work and only produces sparks] Uh. I blame Billy.
  • Max: Oh. Cool. Comic books and action figures. [holds a packed action figure of Electress] Oh. This isn't cool. It's just Mom. [puts the packed action figure back in the box] Who's gonna buy this Electress stuff? Mom saved the world and protected it.
  • Phoebe: Yeah. But she did other stuff. Like... [she doesn't remember anything] What did she do?
  • Max: I don't know. But Dad was out there stopping runaway trains, taking down villains and invented the cookie-pie. Is it a cookie? Is it a pie? Only Dad knows. [Barb and Hank go down the stairs]
  • Hank: It's both!
  • Max: And that's why he's a nacional treasure.
  • Barb: I'm so proud of you kids. Shipping hand. Working together as a family. Learning sons. ♪ Yard sale. Cham la man ding dong ♪. What do you got there Billy?
  • Billy: I'm selling all my army men. Well almost all. Not Sergeant Flargeant. He's my favourite.
  • Nora: Sergeant Flargeant? Who's this? [grabs a green soldier] Corpural Schmorprel?
  • Billy: It is now! [grabs the soldier and puts it in the box]
  • Hank: Nora. You must really want a pool. Are you selling all your bows?
  • Nora: Yep. Yesterday was so hot, my bow melted and stuck in my head. It's a part of me now. [removes her pink bow and shows the bow melted and stuck in her head. Barb notices the box with her old stuff]
  • Barb: Oh. Phoebe, that's all my old Electress stuff. You can't sell that.
  • Phoebe: Don't get it.
  • Barb: What is that mean?
  • Phoebe: What you mean?
  • Barb: I mean you can't sell that because my [grabs her eletric whip] actual eletro-whip is in this box. This is a very dangerous weapon. If someone besides me uses this, they were pretty hurt themselves.
  • Phoebe: What'll happen? Their lamps'll turn off? [Barb gives her a serious look] Got it. Putting the box back.
  • Barb: Thank you. [puts her whip back in the box]
  • Hank: Uh, honey. [she and Hank head to the kitchen] You kind of left out the part that if your whip gets to the wrong hands, it'll explode and take out half a city block.
  • Barb: And risk that info game back to our supervillain son. And think he's about to take out half a city block? [grabs a box]
  • Hank: So smart. [grabs another box] Uh, you know. You really worth something back in the day.
  • Barb: Back in the day?
  • Hank: I don't know why I say things. [he and Barb go outside to start their yard sale. Phoebe is ready to take back the box with Barb's whip to the attic but her phone rings and she takes it out]
  • App's Voice: He's cute. [Phoebe sees where the cute boy is through her phone]
  • Phoebe: Whoo. He's right outside. [Phoebe opens the front door and sees the boy] Oh, he is cute. [Phoebe leaves the house to talk to the boy without taking the box back to the attic first. The rest of the Thundermans start their yard sale. Billy is trying to get money from a boy by selling him a pair of dirty pants]
  • Billy: What is it can take? To put you into these old dirty pants today. [the boy walks away to see more stuff. Nora is selling one of her bows to a woman]
  • Nora: Here's your bow. You got a good one. I wore it to my first circus. It smells like alefitin and childish wonder. [doesn't let go the bow] GET BACK YOU MONSTER! I don't need your dirty bow money! [the woman walks away]
  • Hank: So. How everything is going over here?
  • Nora: Unlucky lose. But nobody is serious. I think I'll call it the day.
  • Hank: Nora. I know these bows mean a lot to you but if want that pool. You're gonna have to make some sacrifices.
  • Nora: Can we sell Dr. Colosso? He's never liked you and Billy is on his lest.
  • Hank: Why won't you go upstairs, pick up the ones you don't wear anymore and just sell those?
  • Nora: Okay. [moves inside the house. She looks at the woman who tried to buy her bow] What are you looking at?!
  • Max: [to Cedric] I see you lying on those old dry up paint brsuhes. You're a collector?
  • Cedric: Save it. I'm here for comics. You got any, Tank-top?
  • Max: Not wearing tank-top.
  • Cedric: But you look like you got a bunch.
  • Max: What I got a bunch of is comics but I'm not gonna sell them to some kid who calls me names.
  • Cedric: I got $50 bucks.
  • Max: Tank-top be right back. [goes to the living room and grabs the box that has Barb's old Electress stuff and her whip] Well. You know what they say. A man's trash is another weird kid with 50 bucks for the trash. [he moves outside with the box to sell it to Cedric. After he goes outside, Phoebe arrives]
  • Phoebe: I need an app that finds cute boys that don't ask me to pull their finger. [she notes that the box is not in the table as Barb goes down the stairs] Oh, uh, Mom. You didn't have to move the box. I was totally gonna do it.
  • Barb: I didn't move it. [gasps in shock] Oh, no. What if someone took it outside to sell it? [runs to get the box back]
  • Phoebe: The box isn't going anywhere. Don't trash way.
  • Barb: What?
  • Phoebe: I'm in! [Cedric leaves with Barb's Electress box on his scooter]
  • Max: If you like that box of garbage. [grabs the same pair of pants Billy tried to sell] You'll love these dirty pants. [Phoebe runs towards him]
  • Phoebe: Hey Max. Have you seen the box with Mom's old stuff?
  • Max: See it and sold it.
  • Phoebe: What? Max, that box has Mom's old eletro-whip in it.
  • Max: Oh, poor sucka. He's got the throat out.
  • Phoebe: No Max. It's a real whip. Its super dangerous on a non-supe's hands. You've gotta get it back or that kid gets seriously hurt.
  • Max: Luckily. I don't get too attached to my customers. [smells Cedric's $50 bucks]
  • Phoebe: Hurt kid plus angry Mom equals no pool.
  • Max: No pool equals sad Max. Hey kid get back here! [runs but goes backwards] Wait. Am I hurting the kid?
  • Phoebe: Just get the box back! [Max runs after Cedric. Barb walks towards her]
  • Barb: So did Max see the box?
  • Phoebe: Sure it.
  • Barb: Oh good. Did you put it back in the attic?
  • Phoebe: Why would be standing here avoiding contact if Max didn't put the box in the attic. [walks away. Hank is in the kitchen]
  • Hank: Whoo-ooh. Time to beat the heat. [opens the freezer and grabs frozen socks] Oh, oh, oh. Freezy socks. [hits them in the table and the socks are totally frozen. Hank wears them and Nora walks towards him with a dress made of her bows. Hank laughs nervusly] What are you wearing?
  • Nora: You told me to sell the bows I don't wear but look I wear them all. [goes outside] How can my kids get so weird? [grabs frozen underpants] Frozen tundies. [wears them and sighs in relief. Scene changes to Max and he manages to find Cedric's scooter]
  • Max: There's his mobile. That must be the place. [rings the bell and when he hears the sound, it looks like a sound that remarks the arrival of a prince] Yep. This is the place. [Cedric opens the door]
  • Cedric: What you want hipster?
  • Max: Look I sold that box by mistake and I was going to get it back. [takes Cedric's money out of his pocket] Here's your $20 bucks.
  • Cedric: I gave you 50, cyburnes.
  • Max: Right. [gives Cedric his money back and Cedric gives him the box back. Max grabs the box but before he leaves, he sees if everything is there] Wait. There's, uh, something missing in here.
  • Cedric: [holding Barb's whip] You mean Electress' real whip. I don't know how you got it but you're never getting it back, wallstreet.
  • Max: Stop calling me names. Give it back!
  • Cedric: I'm not giving this back boy-o. I'll only give this to Electress herself. We all know that is not gonna happen, chinatown. [closes the door and locks it with four locks]
  • Max: Like 4 locks are going to stop me. [he makes strength on his shoulder and then he tries to pen the door, Cedric lets out an alarm] That might. [runs away with the box. Scene changes back to the Thundermans house, Phoebe figures out about the whip]
  • Phoebe: No whip? Why could you come home without the whip? How did he even know the whip was real?
  • Max: I don't know. He's some sort of superfan, okay? He said, he would never give it back to anyone but Electress herself.
  • Phoebe: Oh. Then we'll just ask Mom to help us.
  • Max: Is that a good idea?
  • Phoebe: No. Oh. But we could tell Dad.
  • Max: Really?
  • Phoebe: NO!
  • Barb: [from the attic] Max. Is that you down there?
  • Max: [in a fake voice] Yes. I'm down here.
  • Phoebe: Why did you use a fake voice when you're just gonna say you're down here?
  • Barb: [from the attic] Is that you too Phoebe?
  • Phoebe: [in a fake voice] Yes. It's me. [normal] Look if we want that pool, we've gotta get that whip back before Mom figures out it's gone. [Barb starts going downstairs] Here she comes. Hide the box. [Max quickly opens the compartment of his bedroom and throws it down the slide hitting Dr. Colosso]
  • Dr. Colosso: [from Max's Lair] Ow! I know that was you Billy. [Barb walks towards the twins who pretend that everything is normal]
  • Max: Hey Mom. What's the apps?
  • Barb: Max. Where did you put my stuff?
  • Max: Uh. In the attic. Right next to the thing, on the thing with the thingy.
  • Barb: I-I just need to find my whip. It could blow up...your minds and it's so cool and not dangerous. Luckily my old eletroputer [shows her eletroputer in her hands] here has a homing signal that can locate it in a jiffy. [moves to the kitchen]
  • Phoebe: Quick, go to the your old people translator app and find out what "jiffy" means. [Max does so]
  • Max: Oh, no, it means fast, Phoebe, really fast. [Barb notes she has 253 updates]
  • Barb: 253 updates? [puffs some dust out of the screen] It has been that long? These things take forever.
  • Phoebe: Max. We need a plan.
  • Max: Ahead of you. If he wants Electress, we'll give him Electress. Electress.
  • Phoebe: Why are you calling me Ele... [realizes Max's plan and smiles with her brother. Hank is joining the money to see if it is enough for a pool]
  • Billy: So Dad. Do you think we made enough to get a pool?
  • Hank: Not quiet Billy. Pools cost a little more than $8,17. [notices a button] Oh. And a button. [walks away]
  • Billy: [holding Sergeant Flargeant] Well Sergeant Flargeant. It looks like this is goodbye. [puts Sergeant Flargeant on the table putting it on sale as well] It'll be easy if we don't look at each other. [Nora is still wearing the dress made of her bows and walks towards Billy]
  • Nora: Billy, what are you doing? You can't sell Sergeant Flargeant.
  • Billy: I have to. I really want to get that pool for you. You've been crying ever since you got out here.
  • Nora: I'm not crying. This is sweat.
  • Billy: Yeah. Sweat from your eyeballs.
  • Nora: I'm serious. It's like a million degrees under these things.
  • Billy: A million degrees of sadness. [walks away]
  • Hank: Nora honey. Why are you crying?
  • Nora: It's sweat! [walks away. Scene changes back to Max, now wearing a tank-top. He returns to Cedric's house and knocks on the door]
  • Cedric: Use the doorbell! [Max rings the doorbell and Cedric opens the door] Look who's wearing a tank-top.
  • Max: It's hot, okay? Anyway I thought you might like to meet someone. Oh Electress. [Phoebe makes an entrance dressed as Electress and is using gloves created by Max that shoot electric sparks to make Cedric believe she is the real Electress. Cedric is surprised to see his favourite "hero"]
  • Phoebe: Hello citizen.
  • Cedric: Electress! Is that really you?
  • Phoebe: Yes. It is me. I hope you turn off the lights when you leave a room.
  • Cedric: I do. I don't. I'll!
  • Phoebe: I believe you have something of mine.
  • Cedric: Yes, yes. Your whip. [opens the door to Phoebe] Come in, my high charged queen. [the three of them go in and enter in Cedric's room. It has a bag, a lamp, pillows, posters and stuff all of the Electress]
  • Phoebe: Wow. You're a fan of Electress, who is me. [makes a power pose]
  • Cedric: Of course. You're my hero. I'll be right back. I hide your whip in case your mortal enemy BlackBolt came for it.
  • Phoebe: Bright idea, boy. We couldn't let it go to his hands.
  • Cedric: You mean her hands?
  • Phoebe: I mean her hands. Uh-uh, spark attack! [Phoebe shoots sparks thanks to Max's gloves and Cedric leaves the room to get the whip] Wow, Max. I can't believe these gloves you made acutally work.
  • Max: Me either. I made them completely from parts of your laptop. I just hope he comes back soon. Seeing Mom's face is freaking me out.
  • Phoebe: It's not just her face, this place is a shrine. [she is seeing Barb as Electress in the journal]
  • Max: This lonely loser posted Mom's face into the cover of the superhero magazine.
  • Phoebe: No Max. I think that is real. I think this is all real. [reading] Electress short circuits robot army? Electress saves White House that lights Christmas Tree. [Max smiles in surprise]
  • Max: How could have Mom done all this? She came to work with the thermastat. [Cedric returns with the whip]
  • Cedric: I got your whip. [Phoebe tries to grab the whip but Cedric pulls it away] But before you go Electress. Which was your favourite battle ever?
  • Phoebe: That would be like choosing my favourite child. Impossible. Althrough I would say my oldest daughter.
  • Max: Well. This was fun but, uh, Electress has to get to a cherrydiavent. Mini children without batteries.
  • Phoebe: So I'll just take my whip. [tries to grab the whip but Cedric keeps pulling it away]
  • Cedric: Sorry. One more question. What ever happened to your sidekick?
  • Phoebe: [to her self] I had a sidekick? [to Cedric, nervously] My sidekick. I was just telling [points to Max] this guy that story. [quietly to Max] Tell me the story.
  • Max: [quietly] Don't look at me until yet in this weird cave she was Dad's sidekick!
  • Phoebe: Return of the spark attack! [accidentally zaps Max]
  • Max: Ow!
  • Phoebe: Sorry! [Max runs to avoid being shocked but he keeps getting zapped accidentally]
  • Max: Phoebe, knock it off!
  • Phoebe: I can't! [she gains control and stops zaping Max]
  • Cedric: You're not the real Electress. Liars! Whigari Whigari Whip! [throws the whip at Max and Phoebe, binding them together]
  • Phoebe: Hey. What are you doing?
  • Max: Sorry. "Whigari Whigari Whip"? Is that something Electress used to say?
  • Cedric: Nope. That was all Cedric. [Scene cuts to Barb trying to use her eletroputer to locate her whip]
  • Barb: Now we're cooking the gas. 70% done. [70% drops to 68%] 68? How does it go backwards? [68% drops to 51%] 51? What is it with the thermastat?! [Billy and Hank are still in the yard sale]´
  • Billy: No one is buying anything anymore Dad. The're just playing sutff. Dad? [Hank is holding a surprise box and gets scared a little when the doll of the box comes out]
  • Hank: You're right Billy. At this rate you guys probably won't make enough for a pool.
  • Billy: That's because everybody bailed. Where is Max and Phoebe? [as Max] We should do yard sale, guys. [as Phoebe] We can make a lot of money guys.
  • Hank: Billy. Take it easy buddy.
  • Billy: I sold Sergeant Flargeant. My favourite toy. And now belongs to that pesky kid down the street who smells like cauliflower.
  • Hank: It's still light out. Do you wanna stay and see if you can sell anything?
  • Billy: Nah. Just packing up. [Nora, who took off her dress made of bows, is ringing a bell to sell her bows]
  • Nora: Step right up. Nora's prized bows are now for sale. [holding a green bow] This one was wore by the queen. [holding a pink bow] This one can charge your cellphone. [holding a purple bow] This one has pocket. [shows the pocket in the bow as Billy walks towards her]
  • Billy: Nora. Why are you selling all your bows?
  • Nora: I realize I was being silly. It's not fair if someone gives up something I'm not. Just like you gave up Sergant Flargeant. [she and Billy hug]
  • Hank: I'm really proud [gives a kiss on the kids' heads] of you both.
  • Nora: Thanks. Now if you excuse me. I have some bows to sell. [holding another bow] This bow belongs to Rhyanna. [holding another bow] This one cares loneliness. [holding another bow] This one has blood. [scene changes back to Max and Phoebe still tied to the whip. Phoebe uses her freeze breath to release her and Max but it is useless]
  • Phoebe: My freeze breath isn't working either. I think this whip is cancelling our powers.
  • Max: And Mom has some pretty cool stuff.
  • Phoebe: Uh oh. Max, it's getting hot. [the whip changes from yellow to a reddish-orange color]
  • Max: It's becoming unstable. I just hope it doesn't spark. It shows that weapons are about to explode. [sparks start coming out of the whip]
  • Phoebe: And it's sparking! [Cedric comes back]
  • Cedric: Hello jerks. I just called my dad and when he gets home, you guys are gonna be in big trouble.
  • Phoebe: Cedric. You have to let us go. This whip is about to explode.
  • Cedric: Why should I believe you? You guys have been lying to my face ever since I met you.
  • Phoebe: You know what, you're right. Let's start over. I'm Monica and this is Ross.
  • Max: And for all you know, we could be Electress' children.
  • Cedric: Please. There's no way kids with a mom as cool as Electress would know absolutely nothing about her.
  • Phoebe: [to Max] He's right. We're horrible kids.
  • Max: It's true. You are. [Phoebe kicks him]
  • Phoebe: Mom is an amazing superhero and some random kid knows more about her than we do. [suddenly huge sparks appear in front of the twins and Cedric. It is Barb as Electress making a super charged entrance]
  • Barb: Shocked to see me?
  • Phoebe: Electress. [Barb releases Max and Phoebe and puts away her whip]
  • Cedric: Amazing! How did you find me, my super-charged goddess?
  • Barb: No need to make this weird citizen. I used my homing device to track my whip [looks at Max and Phoebe] here. Thank you, young man for being a heroic Eletrolyte.
  • Cedric: Electress. These posers are really your kids, are they?
  • Barb: My kids, no way! My kids would never be so reckeless as to comprovise their identities and safety just to make a couple of bucks.
  • Cedric: [to Phoebe and Max] Told you.
  • Barb: But I'll make sure they get what is coming to them.
  • Phoebe: As starting talking to always receive a new pool? [Max grins widely]
  • Barb: Go well, young spark plug. [zaps away with Max and Phoebe]
  • Cedric: Electress, wait! Before you go, [points to a hole in his carpet] who is gonna pay for this hole in my carpet. [scene changes to next day to show the Thundermans except Max sit in a tiny ballon pool]
  • Hank: You did it. You got the pool you earned.
  • Phoebe: We did all that hard work for this.
  • Billy: Oh no, she didn't. [Billy tries to attack her but Hank stops them]
  • Hank: Hey. We're still proud of you kids.
  • Barb: Well. Too heel.
  • Nora: Why are you proud of me? I only sold one stinking bow. [Dr. Colosso is wearing the bow Nora sold to him, his glasses and jetpack]
  • Dr. Colosso: And it was a pleasure doing business with you. Good luck cashing that ship girly. Away! [his jetpack still doesn't work and only produces sparks again. He sighs in frustration] And Billy wins again. [Max comes with a Electress comic book]
  • Max: Hey Mom. Did you really use the Eiffel Tower to stop an alien invasion?
  • Barb: Of course.
  • Hank: One time I used it as a hornbook.
  • Max: Quiet Dad.
  • Phoebe: Yeah. Mom's talking. Mom we're so sorry we didn't know all the amazing things about you. You really used to be somebody.
  • Barb: Thank you. I think.
  • Max: Yeah. I don't know why you don't talk about it. Dad tells his stuff all the time.
  • Hank: Oh. You would wanna hear the boom story.
  • Max: Quiet Dad.
  • Barb: You know. The greatest days were my biggest accomplishments are sitting right here beside me.
  • Phoebe: Oh. Thanks Mom.
  • Barb: And now that you are grounded. You'll beside me for the next 6 months.
  • Billy: C'mon Mom. Tell us one superhero story. [the kids start begging her]
  • Barb: There I was against the deadliest sea monster Squiedonquelos.
  • Hank: I fought Squiedonquelos once.
  • Kids: Dad! [episode ends]

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