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This article is a transcript of the Thundermans episode "Parents Just Don't Thunderstand" from season two, which aired on January 24, 2015.
  • [Phoebe enters the living room and Max is sit on the couch fixing his guitar]
  • Phoebe : Hey Max. We just got invited...
  • Max : To Winnie Lee's party. I know.
  • Phoebe: Oh, and, hey...
  • Max: My band is playing. I know.
  • Phoebe: Oh, but wait...
  • Max: Her parents won't be there. I know.
  • Phoebe: Would you please stop knowing things?
  • Max: Its annoying. I know. [Phoebe sits on the couch next to him]
  • Phoebe: [sad] This stinks, Mom and Dad'll never allow us go to a party without parents.
  • Max: Phoebe, once again, I'm way ahead from you. Follow my lead. [they get up and approach Hank and Barb in the kitchen] Mom, Dad. Phoebe and I got invited to Winnie Lee's party tonight and before you ask. Yes, her parents'll be there
  • Phoebe : [while making gests] Yap. A couple of parents. They're all night. Being parents.
  • Max: In fact, why won't you give them a call? [Max gets the phone and starts calling]
  • Pheobe: Yap. We're calling her parents. [murmuring] For some reason were calling her parents! [Max puts the phone on the table]
  • Dr. Colosso: Hello. Mr Lee, here.
  • Hank: Hi! This is Hank and Barb Thunderman. We understand Winnie is throwing a party tonight.
  • Barb: You'll be there to supervise?
  • Dr. Colosso: Yes, I'll. Because that is what real dads do. [The Thundermans start to suspect. In Max's Lair, Dr. Colosso has one of his costume dressed and tries to fool Barb and Hank pretending to be Winnie Lee's dad so The Thunder Twins could fool their parents as well and go to the party] I'll be watching those children like a hawk [he starts imitating a hawk and then The Thundermans arrive at Max's Lair and bust Colosso]. Later. Hello gang what's up?
  • Max: What Colosso, you're Winnie's dad?
  • Phoebe: Just walk away, Max. Just walk away. [The twins leave the lair]
  • [Theme Song]
  • [scene cuts to night. Barb and Hank are sit on the sofa, Max and Phoebe go down the stairs and approach with library clothes]
  • Max: Mom, Dad, we realize you're right. We shouldn't be going to a party without adult supervision.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, so instead we're going to spend all evening in the library. [prepare to leave]
  • Hank: Hold it! [the twins stop, Hank gets up from the couch, grabs Max's clothes and takes them off revealing party clothes]
  • Phoebe: Max, did you were going to ditch me to go to the party? I hate you. It's crazy. [Barb approaches Phoebe and also takes her clothes off revealing she also had party clothes] Do you believe this is library casual?
  • Barb: No. Its "Busted Casual".
  • Max: Come on, Mom. Oyster and I have a party band. You could be killing our currency.
  • Phoebe: Yeah. And Winnie Lee is the most popular girl in school. [Max nods in agreement] If you turn out to one of her parties you're done. Kelly Franklin did that once and do you know what happened to her?
  • Barb: No.
  • Phoebe: Exactly because she's done.
  • Hank: Sorry. Our decision is final.
  • Max: Oh. What do you guys have against parties?
  • Barb: We love parties [she and Hank sit again on the couch] if they have parents.
  • Hank: In fact. Your mom and I met in a party.
  • Phoebe and Max: We know. [they sit on the couch]
  • Barb: I got cold. [Phoebe jokes with her face]
  • Hank: I passed you my jacket. [Max jokes with his face]
  • Hank and Barb: And then we kiss. [both Phoebe and Max joke with their faces]
  • Phoebe and Max: Ew.
  • Barb: It wasn't "Ew". It was electric. Sparks actually floot.
  • Hank: It was in the moment your mother found out she had superpowers. So, if you think about it, she's only super because of me. [Barb shocks him a little with her electrokinesis power] I'm nothing without you.
  • Phoebe: [angrily] I'm nothing without that party! [leaves the living room. Max gets up from the couch]
  • Max: Well, it looks like its all to the library.
  • Hank: [sternly] Max.
  • Max: [sternly] Hank. I know walk away! [he also leaves the living room. Barb gets up from the couch]
  • Barb: How did you they were wearing breakaway clothes?
  • Hank: I didn't. That could go really bad. [they start hear a helicopter]
  • Barb: There's Cousin Blobbin! Unless we know someone else very rich with a solid gold helicopter. [[[Billy Thunderman|Billy]] and Nora enter in the living room with bags]
  • Billy: Bye. We live with Cousin Blobbin now!
  • Hank: No. You're just going to Metroburg for the night to meet his new dog.
  • Barb: [with position to give a hug] Hugs before you go. [[[Blobbin]] enters]
  • Nora: Blobbin!
  • Blobbin: Hello Thundermans. [laughs]
  • Hank: And now he's gonna do his...[Blobbin starts making karate moves and saying "HIYAH"]
  • Barb: Kids. You be good. You mind your Cousin Blobbin.
  • Blobbin: Oh. Don't worry. I'll take care of them. Hey! Who wants to fly my helicopter first?
  • Nora: I do.
  • Billy: I do. [they leave the room]
  • Blobbin: You can take turns. [to Barb and Hank] We switch in the air. [he laughs, makes an aproovement gest with his thumbs and he also leaves the room] Yeah!
  • [scene cuts to Max going back to his lair through his slide only to find Phoebe waiting for him and holding his Brain Melt-3000 machine. He gets scared by Phoebe's presence]
  • Max: AHH!! Why are you down here Phoebe? And why are you holding my BrainMelt-3000?
  • Phoebe: No reason. I mean it's not look like you could tweak it to make Mom and Dad remember what's like to be teenagers so we could go to that party.
  • Max: Come on, Phoebe. That will never... [thinking better] wait I can do that! If I wipe their adult memories, they'll think the're our age.
  • Phoebe: [in sharp voices] What? Really? [gives the machine back to Max and talks normal again] Max. I can't believe you had that idea and you're so irresponsable for set the idea.
  • Max: So game playing make you a new fibber?
  • Phoebe: Yes, I can be part of this. Now have your tools [passes Max's box of tools to him]
  • [scene cuts to Cousin Blobbin's mansion]
  • Nora: Your house is huge Cousin Blobbin.
  • Blobbin: I know. I find new rooms everyday. Thank goodness we have this map [points to the map next to him and then looks at the Food Court/Kitchen room] Oh, look. I have a Food Court. [giggles]
  • Billy: We cannot wait to meet your puppy.
  • Blobbin: Yeah. He is the best. His name is Doggin. He does tricks and he's always there when you need him.
  • Nora: Really?! Where is he?
  • Blobbin: He's not here. Before I can officially adopt him the dog people need to know that he's going to a home with a happy family.
  • Billy: But you don't have a family.
  • Blobbin: I do. If you two pretend to be my kids. [giggles] What you say [pointing to Billy] Blobbi Junior and [pointing to Nora] Blobbi Sue? [giggles again]
  • Nora: Wait, you brought us all the way to Metroburg just you can get a dog? Not cool.
  • Billy: Yeah, we're not your puppets!
  • Blobbin: I buy you whatever you want.
  • Billy: Let's get this puppet show started! [the cousins share a High Three]
  • [scene cuts back to the Thundermans House, Barb and Hank are eating]
  • Barb: Were we too hard on the kids?
  • Hank: Never. Their job is to listen and obey. Ding Dong. They know who's the boss around here.
  • Barb: Now they do. [the couple gives a High Three but don't know Max and Phoebe are spying them]
  • Phoebe: [desperated] Please let me melt their brains.
  • Max: Melt the way. [Phoebe touches a button of the control of the machine, puts it right behind Barb and Hank and turns it on. Blue beams from the two antennas of the machine hit Barb and Hank and stun them for a couple of seconds before the beams disappear and Barb and Hank almost hit their face on their food. Phoebe is with a face that maybe something went wrong. Barb and Hank raise their heads and regain counciousness]
  • Barb: Oh my gosh, like, what just happened? [Max and Phoebe are happy that it worked]
  • Hank: Dude! I'm freaking out! Where am I?! [both he and Barb get up to know what's happening]
  • Max: It worked! [grabs the BrainMelt-3000]
  • Phoebe: You're in Hiddenville now. But just for the night.
  • Hank: Road trip. Nice.
  • Phoebe: Uh, yeah, you guys have this whole house to yourselves, and get this, no parents.
  • Barb: [excited] AH!! Totally red!
  • Hank: FRIDGE RAID! [Hank moves to the kitchen and Phoebe wants to ask Max something]
  • Phoebe: This is reversible, right?
  • Max: Now you're asking me that?! [Phoebe gives him a look meaning to say "Are you seriously that you forgot to add a reversible button?"] Relax, of course it is. [Barb gasps]
  • Barb: Cute hair. I love this braid thing. I'm Barbie.
  • Max: I'm Max. And this is...
  • Phoebe: [quietly] Weird! [Hank comes back from the kitchen with a bucket of ice cream]
  • Hank: Wow. You guys have a bucket of ice cream and I'm one hungry Hankasaurus Rex. [roars like a dinossaur to Phoebe, Max and Barb, Barb grabs Phoebe's arm and pushes her away from Hank]
  • Barb: Uh! That Hankasaur guy is such a loud mouth. Why is he even here?
  • Phoebe: I thought he was your boyfriend?
  • Barb: Uh! As of!
  • Max: Anyway. [Max grabs his guitar] Phoebe and I gotta go to a plenty party night.
  • Hank: I'll bring the ice cream.
  • Phoebe: Huh, actually it's invited only. [Barb and Hank are sad over what Phoebe just said]
  • Hank: Harsh.
  • Max: See ya! [he and Phoebe leave the room]
  • [scene cuts back to Cousin Blobbin's mansion. Billy is playing with a golden airplane toy while doing plane sounds and Nora is watching herself through a golden mirror]
  • Nora: I'm gonna need sunglasses for all this blink. [puts sunglasses on] Much better.
  • Blobbin: [just arriving to the living room] You asked for it and I got it. Well I paid some to get it from the Metroburg SuperMarket. [Blobbin's butler arrives with spazberries in wheel-barrow]
  • Billy and Nora: Spazberries! [they run to eat them but Blobbin stops them]
  • Blobbin: Huh, huh, huh, huh! These'll make you really, really hyper. [pushes the spazberries away from them] You'll get them after you get me my dog. [door bell rings] That must be the dog lady. Remember I'm your dad.
  • Billy: Got it and I'm Blobbi Sue. [Nora taps him reminding that she is the Blobbi Sue] I mean Blobbi Junior. [Blobbin goes ready to get the dog and Billy and Nora aprroach the wheel-barrow with spazberries. Mrs. Ruben arrives with a bulldog which Blobbin calls Doggin]
  • Blobbin: Oh. Hello Mrs. Ruben. Welcome to my wonderful...
  • Mrs. Ruben: Let's come to the chase. Sit! [Blobbin sits in his golden couch] I'm not a big fan of superheroes. You're always dressing up the dogs and putting them in danger. [Blobbin shows the dog a cloth for dogs in his hands probably for Doggin]
  • Blobbin: What? No, no. [throws the cloth away] I would never do that. [talking to Doggin] Would I boy? No I wouldn't Doggin. No I wouldn't. [Mrs Ruben gets a windscreen wiper and sprays on Blobbin causing him to cough and back off].
  • Mrs. Ruben: His name is Spot. And he's not yours until I'm certain that this is a happy home.
  • Blobbin: Oh, yes. Of course. Let me introduce you to my little angels. [both gasp in shock when they see that Billy and Nora ate the spazberries, despite Blobbin's warnings. The kids start feeling hyper and Blobbin approaches them, worried] I thought we said they were for later.
  • Nora: [energetic] I couldn't wait. They were so purple and juicy!
  • Billy: [energetic and moving his arm quick] Spazberries!! [Blobbin is worried about this]
  • [scene cuts to Phoebe and Max approaching Winnie Lee's house and they are very happy]
  • Phoebe: We're almost in Winnie Lee's house. This is gonna be so awesome.
  • Max: Party. Here we come. [the party's invited people start leaving]
  • Phoebe: Party. There goes. [Max's phone rings showing a text and Max sees it]
  • Max: Phoebe, the party got moved.
  • Phoebe: Moved to where? [Phoebe sees Max's text and is shocked at the party's new place. Its revealed the party moved to the Thundermans House! All the invited people dance at the sound of music while Phoebe and Max are shocked] This is our house.
  • Max: [to Barb] Barbie what's going on?
  • Barb: So, like, you wouldn't let us go to your party so we totally threw our own. I hope your parents don't mind.
  • Hank: Yeah. Where those losers are? [Osyter is on the top of the shelf]
  • Oyster: PARTY!!
  • Max: Osyter, no! [Oyster jumps and lands on the table, breaking it, he gets and Hank approaches him]
  • Hank: That was...NICE! [gives a High Three to Oyster and gives him a hug while Max and Phoebe are shocked at what is happening. The party keeps going as Hank is roaring like a dinosaur again and Barb keeps dancing]
  • Max: Well Phoebe. You said you wanted our parents to be teenagers again.
  • Phoebe: Yeah but I didn't want Mom dancing and [looks at Barb dancing and wearing one of her clothes] wearing my clothes?! Remind me to burn those. [Hank wins arm-wrestling against Oyster and 2 other boys and laughs in victory]
  • Max: Least he's not wearing my clothes. [Max was wrong as Hank takes off his blue sweater and reveals one of Max's black T-Shirts with the head of a tiger on it] Add that to your burn pile.
  • Phoebe: We need to turn Mom and Dad back into adults and shut this party down.
  • Cherry: Phoebe, what happened to your parents? Like, you shot them with a cool ray?
  • Max: I should have used the cool ray.
  • Cherry: And look your mom is even dancing with Winnie Lee.
  • Phoebe: Winnie Lee? She's here? [looks at Barb dancing with Winnie just like Cherry said] Max! Change of plans! We have to keep this party going. You guys need to start playing now.
  • Hank: [showing up with Oyster's guitar] Rock'N'Roll, bro!
  • Max: She was talking about me and Oyster [Hank gives Oyster his guitar back]
  • Hank: Harsh.
  • Max: Countdown, Oyster.
  • Oyster: Two, three, four. [they start playing and everyone is tanning the sound of music]
  • [scene cuts back to Cousin Blobbin's mansion where Billy is running at full speed from one end of the house to another]
  • Billy: I'm spazing out.
  • Nora: I'm spazing out too. [Nora starts firing lasers everywhere and points to a cushion that she burns, making a hole on it. Blobbin grabs the cushion and throws it away as he laughs nervously]
  • Mrs. Ruben: Do you think this is a good home for a dog? I would even let a cat live here.
  • Blobbin: Wait! Its not my fault they ate the spazberries.
  • Mrs. Ruben: Did you give them the spazberries?
  • Billy: Don't blame our fake Daddy!
  • Nora: Billy!
  • Billy: I mean our cousin daddy. [murmuring to Nora's ear] Totally saved him.
  • Mrs. Ruben: I think we're done here.
  • Blobbin: Wait! Let me say goodbye. [Mrs Ruben rolls her eyes in annoyance as Blobbin sits down and says hs final goodbyes to Doggin, crying] Goodbye Doggin.
  • Mrs. Ruben: Quit slobbering.
  • Blobbin: He can't help.
  • Mrs. Ruben: I made you. [to Doggin] Come. [she leaves with the dog as Blobbin is sad and Billy and Nora feel bad about him since it's their fault he didn't get the dog]
  • [scene cuts back to the party. Phoebe takes a selfie with Cherry, Winnie and Madison]
  • Phoebe: This is going so well.
  • Cherry: I know. Your social life is set.
  • Phoebe: Our social life is set. [as Phoebe celebrates with Cherry. Barb arrives with a notebook]
  • Barb: Check it out girls. Barbie found someone's journal.
  • Phoebe: Actually Max called it his "thought book". [looks better] That's my thought book!
  • Barb: Whatever. If you don't want people to read it, you shouldn't leave it locked in your drawer inside your locked bedroom. [passses the thought book to Madison]
  • Madison: Dear diary. Can you have athelete foot if you're not an athelete? [she, Barb and Winnie laugh at what Phoebe wrote]
  • Phoebe: Give me that! [grabs the diary but ends ripping it in half]
  • Madison: Oh my gird Phoebe. Graphy match? [Phoebe pushes Barb by the arm to talk]
  • Phoebe: Hey, not cool, you need to respect people's privacy specially in front of Winnie Lee.
  • Barb: [talking like a disobedient teenager] Don't tell me what to do. You're not my mother and Winnie's my girl. BOOM! [Max and Oyster end playing their song and everyone applauds]
  • Max: Alright, Alright, Alright. This next song is called... [sees Hank getting money and people going through his slide which ends in Max's lair] "What is my father doing?"
  • Oyster: Dude. I don't think I know that song. [Max puts his guitar down to see what his father is up to]
  • Max: Hey, hey! [to the people] You can't go down there. [to Hank] What are you doing?
  • Hank: Making bank, bro. Dollar get your ride party slide [a kid gives him a dollar and goes down the slide]
  • Max: This is not a party slide. This is a lair slide.
  • Hank: Your lair slide. [as Hank gives a High Three to a boy, Max goes down the slide to make sure nobody is touching something dangerous without paying Hank first] Oh. [Max arrives to his lair and the people is seeing his stuff]
  • Max: No, no. [to a girl holding a hair cutter] Hey don't touch that. [to a bald boy holding a battery] Don't push that. [to a girl holding a tumbler and a syringecontaining with a chemical] Don't mix that. [approaches a boy on his computer] Hey. Stop launching those rockets into space. [the boy is confused but Max starts lying] On my videogame that couldn't possibly launch actual rockets into space. [he sees a boy touching his BrainMelt-3000] BrainMelt. [gets his BrainMelt back] Give me that! [notes the machine is not charged] Why isn't this thing charged? [notes that the people's phones are charging instead and puts his BrainMelt in the table] Who plotted the phones here? [everyone lifts their hands] That's it! Everyone out. Don't make me get my parents. [everyone laughs at him and Oyster arrives through the slide]
  • Oyster: Hey, everybody, Mr. Thunderman is breaking stuff upstairs. [everyone starts leaving the lair]
  • Max: Now you leave.
  • Oyster: Oh, dude, can I charge my phone here?
  • Max: Out! [Oyster leaves. Upstairs, Hank is seen behind a pile of cement blocks]
  • Everyone: Hankasaur! Hankasaur! Hankasaur! Hankasaur! [Hank starts roaring like a dinosaur again and chops a ciment block in half. Everyone cheers as Hank gives a High Three to Cherry and she shows a face that it hurted]
  • Oyster: [surprised] Dude. Your dad is super strong.
  • Max: Super? No there's nothing super about my Dad. See anyone can do that? [tries to break a cement block like Hank did but ends almost injuring for real his hand] See? My hand is heartily broken. [Phoebe pushes him by the arm to talk to him]
  • Phoebe: Max. Thanks to Mom, Winnie is never going to invite me for another party again and Dad is about to expose our secret.
  • Max: That you have athelete foot?
  • Phoebe: I'm talking about...[before she can finish, Phoebe notes a girl placing her bag on the red plastic plate that the penguim butler is holding switching the Thundermans' Normal Photo to the one of the Thundermans wearing Supersuits] That secret! [Phoebe quickly changes it back to the normal photo before anyone could see and know their superhero identity] We need to turn Mom and Dad back into grown-ups so they can end this party now.
  • Max: Definitely. Right after Oyster and I play the last song. [Hank accidentally breaks Max's guitar thanks to his super-strength and Max sees that] Alright, let's end this party.
  • Phoebe: Where is your BrainMelt?
  • Max: Downstairs charging.
  • Phoebe: Great.
  • Max: But it needs 4 more hours!
  • Phoebe: Not great! We don't have 4 hours! [remembers something] Wait. The story of Mom and Dad's first kiss.
  • Max: Are you trying to make this bad night even worse?
  • Phoebe: I'm trying to save it! Mom and Dad's first kiss was electric. We can use it to supercharge the BrainMelt-3000.
  • Max: Can we just stick a lightning rod to it and hope for the best? [Phoebe rolls her eyes in annoyance]
  • Phoebe: Come on! It's just one kiss. We just gotta get them together. It shouldn't be too hard. [Hank approaches Barb]
  • Hank: We're doing this?
  • Barb: Huh! As of! [Barb kicks him in the shin and walks away from him]
  • Max: You were saying. [Phoebe sees it's gonna be a litte difficult get her parents together]
  • [scene cuts back to Cousin Blobbin's mansion. Blobbin is crying that he won't see Doggin again]
  • Blobbin: [crying] Why Doggin? Why?!!! [Nora starts shaking him]
  • Nora: Hold yourself together Blobbin!
  • Blobbin: Why should I? Doggin's gone forever.
  • Nora: No. He's not. The dog lady is coming back.
  • Blobbin: Why would she do that?
  • Nora: To give you a second chance. [Billy arrives at super-speed with Mrs. Ruben's keys and a dog brush] We also stole her keys. [grabs the keys]
  • Billy: And her brush. [starts combing his hair with it] My hair has never looked better.
  • Nora: Pretty sure that's dog brush.
  • Billy: Oh. I know. [the door bell rings]
  • Nora: That's her. Now man up and get your dog back. [Mrs. Ruben returns]
  • Mrs. Ruben: I believe I left my keys.
  • Nora: Do you know you also left behind the world's best dog owner. Because that's what Blobbin'll be if you give him a chance.
  • Mrs. Ruben: Chances are like belly buttons. You only get one. [Billy pulls up his T-Shirt seeing he only has a belly button]
  • Billy: Her story checks out guys.
  • Mrs. Ruben: I believe those are mine. [Nora gives her keys back but before she can leave, Spot/Doggin looks and barks at Blobbin, probably wanting to stay with him. Blobbin is thinking that Doggin really wants to live with him. Nora uses her laser eyes  to cut the leash in half and Doggin runs to Blobbin, who gets down to hug him]
  • Blobbin: [very happy] I love you too Doggin.
  • Mrs. Ruben: Spot sit!
  • Billy: Come on lady. How do you say "no" to that?
  • Mrs. Ruben: Like this. Spot come. [Doggin growls at her, much to her frustration]
  • Nora: That dog talked for "Beat it bossy".
  • Mrs. Ruben: Fine. Keep him. But let me say this...[Blobbin, Nora, Billy and Doggin all growl at her and she leaves]
  • Blobbin: Oh, oh. Billy, Nora. How could I ever repay you?
  • Billy: Money works.
  • Blobbin: I have that. [takes off a blanket showing a big package of dollars, much to Billy and Nora's surprise while Blobbin is being licked by Doggin]
  • [scene changes back to Max and Phoebe. They are able to bring Barb and Hank to the lair]
  • Hank: Why were we down here? The party is upstairs.
  • Max: Becuase this is the V.I.P launch. For the cool kids.
  • Phoebe: Yeah. We thought you guys would wanna come down here and hangout. So [she and Max make Barb and Hank sit in two chairs] hey. [she and Max back off] Okay. We gotta recreate their first kiss.
  • Max: Right. I'll make it cold. [he gives a jacket to her] And you take this jacket.
  • Phoebe: Okay. [Max uses and points his freeze breath to Barb's trunk making her have cold] Someone looks chilly. [gives the jacket to Hank]
  • Hank: Oh. Good look at now. [wears the jacket instead of giving it to Barb]
  • Phoebe: It didn't work. Don't you have some kind of, like, love potion or something?
  • Max: Why ask me? Ask all my girlfriends. [angry] Of course I don't have a love potion! that's why I'm in a band!
  • Phoebe: Oh. It's just like you do. [Behind them. Hank is taking off the jacket] You get us into this and don't kick us out!
  • Max: Hey! Melting their brains was your idea!
  • Phoebe: Oh. I just planted the seed. You ran with it. [Still behind them, Hank gives Barb the jacket]
  • Max: Who runs with seeds? I'm a villain, not a farmer.
  • Phoebe: How crazy you could...[Hank and Barb start kissing]
  • Dr. Colosso: Hey blabbermouths. You're missing the fireworks. [Phoebe and Max note that their plan worked]
  • Max: Grose. It's happening.
  • Phoebe: Get the BrainMelt!
  • Max: Good idea. I pick up that. [grabs the BrainMelt]
  • Phoebe: Give me that! [takes the BrainMelt out of Max's hands, points it to the spark flooting and one of the sparks lands on the antennas of machine, charging it]
  • Max: It's charged! [Phoebe puts it on a table in front of Barb and Hank as they stop kissing. Blue beams from the two antennas of the machine hit Barb and Hank and stun them again before they fully regain their adult memories and counciousness]
  • Hank: Why are we in Max's lair?
  • Barb: Why am I wearing Phoebe's clothes? [Hank notes on Max's BrainMelt-3000]
  • Hank: Max, is that your BrainMelt? [gasps in shock realizing what he did] Did you melt our brains?!
  • Max: I can't lie to you, Dad. [rolls his head pointing to Phoebe] Phoebe did it.
  • Phoebe: It was bother idea. We...we wanted you guys to remember what was like to be teenagers so you would let us go to that party.
  • Barb: We let you go that party?
  • Max: You guys threw the party. [Hank and Barb look at each other. Upstairs Barb and Hank start kicking everyone out]
  • Hank: That's right. Party is over! Everybody get out! [everyone starts to leave]
  • Barb: Everyone moving. Go. [Winnie pushes Phoebe by the arm to talk to her]
  • Winnie Lee: I hope you like parties because you're going to be on all of them. Boom! [Phoebe starts celebrating silently with Cherry as Winnie also leaves]
  • Oyster: [greeting Max] Total Ranger. [to Hank] Hankasaur, he hint the water park tomorrow?
  • Hank: Out! [Oyster and the last person with a dolphin ballon leave]
  • Max: Sorry our parents had to ruin all the fun.
  • Max and Phoebe: [silently] Thank you! [they enter the house. Next morning, Phoebe and Max are cleaning all the mess from the party yesterday]
  • Barb: Phoebe! Max! We're hungry! [Hank and Barb are sit on the kitchen, relaxing and being lazy]
  • Hank: Yeah. Make us breakfast! [Phoebe and Max approach them]
  • Phoebe: Alright. We get it. We wanted you guys to be teenagers. You're gonna act like teenagers.
  • Hank: That's right. Now make us breakfast!
  • Barb: Yeah, then clean up after us and give us money!
  • Max: Okay. We're not doing all that.
  • Barb: You should totally kiss me Hankasaur. [she takes a selfie of her and Hank almost kissing and Max and Phoebe hurry up with breakfast]
  • Max: Breakfast coming right up! [they start hearing Blobbin's helicopter]
  • Barb: Oh look. It's our two kids who didn't [looks at Max and Phoebe] melt our brains. [Billy and Nora enter in the kitchen and receive an embrace from Barb] How was your night with Cousin Blobbin?
  • Billy: It was awesome. And we learned some valuable lessons.
  • Nora: [holding a bunch of dollars in her hand] Very valuable.
  • Blobbin: Yeah. We had so much fun. But not as much fun as you two.
  • Hank: What you're talking about?
  • Blobbin: You guys are trending. [reading] # Coolest parents ever. [Blobbin shows through his tablet, photos of Barb dancing and taking selfies with Winnie and her friends and photos of Hank roaring like a dinosaur, breaking the pile of ciment blocks with a karate chop and painting "Hankasaurus Rex" in the door. Blobbin laughs as the episode ends]

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