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This article is a transcript of the Thundermans episode "Mall Time Crooks" from season two, which aired on March 4, 2015.
  • [[[Max Thunderman|Max]], Phoebe, Billy and Nora are having breakfast. Hank enters with his golf clothes and equipment]
  • Max: [smirking] Uh. Excuse me man. You're in the wrong house.
  • Hank: [sarcastically] Ha, ha. [normal] Your mom said I just treat myself for my birthday.
  • Nora: So you bought yourself a skirt? [chuckles]
  • Barb: Your father is gonna play random golf in Scotland and the quilt is traditional dress.
  • Phoebe: Traditionally you should change your likes before you wear a dress.
  • Barb: What the kids mean to say is happy...
  • Kids: Birthday Dad. [Billy and Nora hug him]
  • Hank: Oh. Meant just your mommy to say it. [kisses Nora in the head] Well. I've gotta get going so I won't miss my tea time. Thunderman away! [flies thorugh the roof but ends getting stuck]
  • Billy: Man skirt. Nobody look up! [the kids and Barb tap their faces]
  • [theme song]
  • [Hank has left the house. The Thunder kids discuss their plans for their dad's party with Barb]
  • Barb: Okay. Your dad is gonna be gone all day. That gives us time to set up the perfect party and make it up for last year. [A flashback starts about Hank being rushed to the hospital after getting uncouncious and Barb and the Thunder kids apologizing] I'm sorry Hank. I thought fish was supposed to smell like this.
  • Kids: [nervously and sadly at the same time] Happy birthday Dad. [the ambulance leaves. Flashback ends]
  • Billy: I know this is kind of weird but I really want fish sticks right now.
  • Phoebe: Don't worry Mom. Max and I wanna do our part this year.
  • Max: Yeah. I guess the big guy does deserve one birthday that doesn't end up on the strature.
  • Barb: Billy, Nora and I'll handle the cake, gift-wrappings and decorations. [Phoebe nods in understanding]
  • Billy: I'll bubble the rubber bubbles.
  • Nora: Don't you mean ballons?
  • Billy: Balloons! [super-speeds to somewhere]
  • Barb: All I need from you two is you get your dad's birthday watch at the mall.
  • Phoebe: That's it?
  • Max: [quietly] Zip it Phoebe! They have 3 things to do and we only have 1!
  • Barb: And don't get distracted at the mall, be back the soonest you can and remember the party is a surprise. [Billy super-speeds back to the kitchen with balloons]
  • Billy: [yelling] Surprise!
  • Max: Who's turn to explain things to Billy? [the kitchen counter has a list of which person explains things to Billy from Monday to Sunday. It is Nora's turn since today is Friday. Barb points to Friday]
  • Nora: It looks like I'm up. I see you guys in a few hours. [moves to explain everything to Billy. Scene changes to the Hiddenville Mall where Phoebe and Max get Hank's watch]
  • Phoebe: So, that was women's perfume that girl sprayed you with.
  • Max: Yeah, after the second time, I realize that.
  • Phoebe: At least we got Dad's watch.
  • Max: And with time to spare. Which is why I called Oyster. [Oyster shows up]
  • Oyster: What's up dude? [greets Max and then smells him] You smell like my nana.
  • Max: Well then your nana smells great.
  • Phoebe: Max. I can't believe you called Oyster when Mom wants us in home as fast as possible. [[[Ashley]] shows up behind her]
  • Ashley: Hey Phoebe. I got your text. [Phoebe looks at Ashley]
  • Phoebe: Texting is not calling. Besides, we know how to navegate the mall. Guys get distracted by little things.
  • Max and Oyster: Ear Blasters! [walk towards a case that keeps Ear Blaster headphones]
  • Phoebe: Ear Blasters?
  • Oyster: The most awesome headphones ever.
  • Max: Yeah. And they have 18 micros figures that use your eardrums as real drums.
  • Oyster: 10 at 10 doctors do not recommend them.
  • Max: Ear Blasters are impossible to find but they're here for only $80.
  • Phoebe: Fine. Half an hour Max. We can't be late for Dad's party. [she and Ashley leave the boys]
  • Max: I cannot wait to wear those so I cannot hear her anymore. [Phoebe and Ashley walk through the mall]
  • Phoebe: Alright, we have time for 2 stores, the Food Court and the carousel.
  • Ashley: Carousel?
  • Phoebe: [scoffs] Just kidding. Unless you want to.
  • Ashley: I kind of want to. [Phoebe notices Madison passing Max and Oyster]
  • Phoebe: Oh griep Madison is here. That spoiled snob is so fake. [faking happiness] Hi Madison.
  • Madison: Hi girls. [she and Phoebe hate-greet each other and then Phoebe notices her enemy carrying a Sarah Finn bag]
  • Phoebe: Is that a Sarah Finn bag? I didn't know they opened a store here.
  • Madison: Oh sweetie. Of course you didn't. It's very high class. And you're more... gym class. I'm sure the Denim Dungeon's having a sale. Austa. [walks away]
  • Phoebe: Oh well, we know where we're going. Sarah Finn.
  • Ashley: Carousel?
  • Phoebe: No Ashley. We have to go to that store and prove to Madison that we're just as good as she is. Then we'll go to carousel.
  • Ashley: Denim Dungeon?
  • Phoebe: Okay, we need to get on the same page here. [they go to the Sarah Finn store. Scene changes back to the Thundermans' House to show Billy puts a thread saying "Happy Birthday" in the wall]
  • Billy: I did it. And it's not upside down this time.
  • Nora: Good boy. Who wants a treat? [throws a cookie at Billy and Billy catches it with his mouth like a dog and eats it]
  • Barb: Nora. We talked about this. Billy is not a dog. [Billy is scratching his ear and acting like a dog] Not helping sweetie. You guys, the place looks great. At this rate we'll be done way before your Dad gets home. [alarm beeps]
  • Voice: Alert, alert. Your Dad is home. [Barb gasps and turns the Thunder Monitor down using the horse statue nexto to it]
  • Barb: He's early. If he sees this, the surprise'll be ruined. Hide the decorations.
  • Billy: On it. [super-speeds and hides all the decorations of the living room, stops and sits next to Barb and Nora. Nora notices that the cake is still here]
  • Nora: Mom. The cake. [Barb grabs the cake and thinks where she can hide it. He sees the compartment to Max's Lair opened and throws the cake down the slide covering Dr. Colosso of it. Barb, Billy and Nora pose in a natural way]
  • Dr. Colosso: [from Max's Lair] Hey I'm covered in cake. Hey. I'm covered in cake. [Hank enters the living room and he looks like a man that was shocked by lightning]
  • Barb: Hank. What happened?
  • Hank: They closed the course due to the bad weather and on the way home, I was struck by lightning - twice!
  • Billy: I thought lightning doesn't strike the same place twice.
  • Nora: Tell that to Dad's butt! [Hank's quilt has 2 holes]
  • Barb: You can't sit down. After a lightning strike the last place you should be is inside.
  • Hank: You mean where there isn't lightning?
  • Barb: It's just you're full of electricity. It's not safe for the kids.
  • Nora: Don't you want us to be safe, daddy?
  • Billy: Yeah. Don't you love us?
  • Hank: Guys. Relax I'm perfe... [Barb shoots a bolt of electricity at the TV to convince Hank it was him] Was...was that me?
  • Barb: Yes, yes. We should get you outside until the electricity leaves your body. [to Billy and Nora silently] Put the decorations back up.
  • Billy: On it. [puts the decorations back but instead of being the decorations to Hank's birthday. The decorations are of Christmas time. He realizes that] Oops. [scene changes back to the mall to show Max putting his money in the machine to get the Ear Blaster headphones]
  • Max: Right. One more dollar and those Ear Blasters are mine. [he puts his last dollar on the machine but the machine spits the dollar right back at Max] Why isn't this thing taking my last dollar?
  • Oyster: Because your face is on it.
  • Max: Oh, it's a Max Buck. [the buck has Max's face on it] Wonder why these things never caught on? [Oyster looks at the back of the buck]
  • Oyster: Maybe because there's a bunny on the back.
  • Max: Here. Spot me a dollar.
  • Oyster: No. I can't do bro. I threw all my change into that pond and wished to get those headphones. Oh man I said that out loud, now I'm not gonna get them! [Max notices a boy throwing coins to the pond]
  • Max: Guard the machine. I'll be right back. [moves to the pond, finds a lot of coins and chuckles] Like stealing candy from a baby. [Behind him, a baby in his stroller has a lollipop and Max steals it] Shhh. [the baby's mother takes her kid with her and the baby wants his lollipop back as Max makes an evil smile. Scene cuts to Phoebe and Ashley in the Sarah Finn store. Phoebe comes from the dressing rooms dressed up with Sarah Finn clothes]
  • Phoebe: Check it out. I feel like royalty.
  • Ashley: Phoebe, we can't afford anything in this store. These socks are $300. Per foot.
  • Phoebe: Relax. I'm not gonna buy this. We're just gonna try on the nice clothes, hide the tags and then take selfies. [she takes a selfie of herself wearing the Sarah Finn clothes]
  • Ashley: And then we post our photos and prove Madison that she was wrong about us. Even I don't wear more of gym class. [Phoebe sees a purple sweater and a bald man who appears to be the manager confronts them]
  • Mr. Hollister: Hello. Sorry, we get this all the time. The Denim Dungeon has moved downstairs. This is the Sarah Finn store. I'll just hang these backup for you. [takes the clothes back]
  • Ashley: That was rude. He doesn't know us.
  • Phoebe: You're right. He doesn't. [in a British accent] Help me sir. We're still undecided about those comments.
  • Mr. Hollister: Excuse me?
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] I am Lady Pipi Whiffenpouf. And this is...
  • Ashley: [in a English accent] Lady Gaga. [Phoebe and Mr. Hollister get confused] No relation.
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] We're weldy heiresses from England
  • Mr. Hollister: Really?
  • Ashley: [in the English accent] But if we're not welcome here, perhaps she should take our business elsewhere. [she and Phoebe turn around to leave]
  • Mr. Hollister: Don't be silly. London is my favourite city. I love Piccadilly Circus.
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] Well then piccadilly us up more often.
  • Mr. Hollister: Ladies! Some treats for our special guests. If you need anything at all, just ask. [walks away as a lady gives Phoebe and Ashley a plate of juice and cakes. Phoebe and Ashley are happy that they're welcome in the store]
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] Lady Gaga.
  • Ashley: [in the English accent] Lady Whiffenball.
  • Phoebe: [normal] You're almost up. [she and Ashley make a remembrance and walk to try on more clothes but unbeknownst to Phoebe, Barb is trying to call her because the twins should be already in home]
  • Barb: I sent 2 teenagers to the mall. What was I thinking? [Billy sprays some flour on himself] I sent 2 kids to make a cake. What was I thinking?!
  • Hank: [from the backyard] Barb! Barb! [Barb goes outside to see Hank]
  • Barb: Yes Hank? [Hank is seen inside a pile of tires]
  • Hank: Why have I to stay on these tires? It's ridiculous.
  • Barb: The rubber is cancelling out the electric current in your body.
  • Hank: Yeah but I... [Barb sputters]
  • Barb: Take it from Electress - Electrical charges are no laughing matter.
  • Hank: Isn't it one of your safety commercials back in Metroburg? [scene changes ot the past with Barb in her supersuit in Metroburg]
  • Barb: Take it from Electress - Electrical charges are no laughing matter. Use your dome, protect your home. [smiles]
  • Male Voice: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety. [scene changes back to the present time]
  • Barb: Just stay here until Max and Phoebe come back.
  • Hank: Barb, wait. I go inside.
  • Barb: Hank. I don't think you should... Hank? [Hank falls to the ground and starts rolling]
  • Hank: Birthday man down. Help!
  • Barb: Hank? [Hank rolls away and probably is passing through the street due to a car noise being heard. Billy comes outside to see what's going on and he's filled with flour on the face and T-shirt]
  • Billy: If Dad is going to the store, tell him I'm out of milk. [Barb goes after Hank to make sure he doesn't get hurt. Scene changes bac to the mall to show Max collecting coins from the wishing pond and Oyster keeps guarding the machine]
  • Max: 55 cents. Over there Oyster, how are you doing?
  • Oyster: I'm good here. [a boy sees the headphones]
  • Unnamed Boy: Ear Blasters for only a dollar? [he and other kids want the headphones]
  • Oyster: Not good. Not good here. You better hurry. [a kid eating a churro sees Max collecting coins]
  • Unnamed kid: Are you stealing money?
  • Max: Nooo. I'm... the wish fairy. And I'm just collecting money to take it back to wish well. You've got a wish? [the boy gives Max a few coins] Penny, huh? Double quarters and your wish goes on the best train. [the boy gives Max more coins]
  • Unnamed kid: Thanks wish fairy. [a hand grabs Max and the person turns out to be the mall guard]
  • Mall Cop: Out of my wish pond, punk.
  • Unnamed Kid: Get your hands off the wish fairy. [kicks the cop in the leg making him let go Max and runs away]
  • Max: Thanks kid! [he tries to escape through the other side but the cop arrives to the other side first, he goes back but the cop arrives first again] How are you doing that?!
  • Mall Cop: It's not a big pond. [grabs Max ready to arrest him for stealing from the wishing pond. Max sighs in annoyance. Phoebe and Ashley try more clothes and take more selfies to Madison see. Mr Hollister walks towards them with scones]
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] Oh, thank you. Your drying probably muffins are prizally special.
  • Mr. Holiister: They're scones. And they taste even better when you buy something.
  • Phoebe: [in the British accent] Holding a good time. my gentleman.
  • Ashley: [in the English accent] How did you prefer my sir. [Mr. Hollister leaves the girls eating scones]
  • Phoebe: C'mon let's get a picture with our fancy food.
  • Ashley: What's a scone, anyway?
  • Phoebe: Who cares? It's like Madison is seeing it. [takes a selfie of herself and Ashley with scones]
  • Max: [shouting] Let me go! You're not even a real cop!
  • Phoebe: You've gotta be kidding with me. [grabs her bag to see what Max did]
  • Ashley: Lady Whiffenpouf, wait! [Phoebe crosses the store exit but has an unpaid veste which causes an alarm to go off]
  • Mr. Hollister: Stop her! [Ashley wants to go after Phoebe but stops since she also had Sarah Finn clothes dressed up and didn't want to go arrested]
  • Phoebe: What did you do Max?
  • Mr. Hollister: [to the cop] This girl is a thief.
  • Max: What did you do Phoebe?
  • Mr. Hollister: She stole a Sarah Finn veste. [takes the veste back]
  • Phoebe: No, no, no. I was just coming to check out my brother.
  • Mr. Hollister: Who also seems to be in the family business. [the guard grabs Phoebe's arm]
  • Phoebe: Wait, my dad's birthday watch is still in the store.
  • Mr. Hollister: Oh. Did you lose your watch like you lost your accent? [the mall cop starts taking Phoebe and Max to the exit but they cross with Madison first]
  • Madison: Oh, my Gurd, Phoebe. Shoplift much? [takes a photo of the twins being kicked out of the mall and walks away]
  • Mall Cop: You two are banned for life!
  • Max: You can't do that. [the mall cop throws him and Phoebe through the exit and closes the doors]
  • Phoebe: I can't believe he did that. [Later, she and Max are sit and Max is putting on his shoes] We can't go home empty-handed and ruin Dad's birthday again. Do you know how mad Mom is gonna be? [Max's phone rings and he sees that Barb is calling]
  • Max: It looks like we're about to find out. [on his phone] Hey Mom.
  • Barb: [on her phone] Where are you guys? You're supposed to be in home now.
  • Max: Yeah, I know we're late. [scoffs] That's what I told Phoebe.
  • Barb: Get back here. I'm not sitting around.
  • Max: We'll be there. Phoebe just has got to do one more thing.
  • Barb: No, no more thing. Tell Phoebe-- [Max hangs up]
  • Max: Ooh. She is not happy with you. [Ashley comes out]
  • Phoebe: Ashley. Did you find my Dad's watch in the Sarah Finn store?
  • Ashley: No. I looked everywhere. What else can I do? I'm all yours until my mom gets here. [her phone rings]
  • Phoebe: Well it would be great if you could... [Ashley sees that her mother is already in the mall]
  • Ashley: Oh. That's my mom. I've gotta go. [leaves. Phoebe sighs]
  • Phoebe: We've gotta get back inside and get Dad's watch. [Max gets closer to the trash bins and gets an idea]
  • Max: Do you think what I'm thinking?
  • Phoebe: I'm never thinking what you're thinking. [scene cuts back to the Thundermans House to show that Billy and Nora managed to make a cake]
  • Nora: It took 2 hours to make a cake that Dad is gonna eat in 2 seconds.
  • Billy: So. What's next? [Nora looks outside and sees Barb filling Hank's pile of tires]
  • Nora: It looks like we have time to wrap the presents to Dad.
  • Billy: On it. [super-speeds and does gift-wrapping in 3 seconds] I know long I'll grab my summer at gift-wrapping camp. [Nora is inside a tissue like a present]
  • Nora: Well you're gonna. [angrily breaks free]
  • Billy: They warned me I camp their be haters. [Nora starts chasing and firing lasers at him] Ow! Ow! [scene changes back to the mall. Phoebe, offscreen, uses telekinesis to move the trash bin where Max is hiding to inside the mall. Once Max is inside, he uses telekinesis to bring the bin where Phoebe is hiding inside but due to not seeing, Phoebe's bin ends colliding with his bin. The twins stay alert]
  • Phoebe: You're suppoused to be an evil genious and this is the best you got?
  • Max: I'm sorry. You give me too from outside or inside the mall? [Phoebe sighs in annoyance and he notices Oyster guarding the machine of Ear Blaster headphones from a bunch of kids who want them as well] Oh no. Oyster is in trouble.
  • Phoebe: Forget him Max. We need to find Dad's watch. Oyster can take care of himself.
  • Oyster: Stay back. Stay back! [to a boy] You're not touching this screen. [licks the screen] Aha! Ew, it tastes like the flu. [the kids start trying to put their dollars in the machine to get the headphones but Oyster keeps guarding the machine the best he can]
  • Phoebe: See? I told Oyster's got it.
  • Max: Oh. He's gonna get some.
  • Phoebe: C'mon. Let's find Dad's watch. [the twins hide again once they see Mr. Hollister and a lady]
  • Mr. Hollister: Oh. Tell Joseland I'll be back in 15. I need a massage. [the lady leaves him. He is holding a bag similar to the one Phoebe was holding and did have Hank's watch. He unboxes Hank's watch. He puts the bag and the box in Max's bin and walks away]
  • Max: I think Dad's watch's found us.
  • Phoebe: [in the fake British accent] My wooded. How dare that thief call me a thief?
  • Max: Why are you talking like that?
  • Phoebe: I don't know. I forgot I'm in a garbage can. Stay low. [moves Max's bin telekinetically onward. Scene changes back to the Thundermans House to show Hank wanting to go to the bathroom but Barb is blocking the kitchen door]
  • Hank: Barb. I have to go to the bathroom.
  • Barb: Not so fast. Remember if you "charge" into eletrical situations, you may be "shocked" by what happens.
  • Hank: Really Barb? More safety commercials? [scene changes back to the past in Metroburg where Barb is wearing her supersuit and giving more safety advices]
  • Barb: Take it from Electress - if you "charge" into electrical situations, you may be "shocked" by what happens, and that's what's up. [smiles]
  • Male Voice: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety. [scene changes back to the present time]
  • Hank: I swear I don't have any charge in me [Barb moves her neck to people with presents that came to Hank's birthday but the people hide since they couldn't be seen by Hank] but I have in me water and it wants out. Is something wrong with your neck?
  • Barb: Yes. Someone in tires rolled over me when I was trying to save him. [moves her neck again] Just... kids! You can't go inside. The kids have something to show you. [brings Billy and Nora outside] Blindfold you dad for his birthday pinata that he'll hit because it exists.
  • Billy: Why are we talking like this?
  • Barb: Blindfold the man. [Billy gets a tissue from Hank's clothes so he can use it to blindfold him]
  • Hank: I love pinatas. Is it candy or steak? [Billy bilndfolds him] Don't tell me. I want it as a surprise. Please be steak. [Barb, Billy and Nora hand him a broom]
  • Nora: Okay. The pinata is right in front of you. So swing away. [Hank starts swinging the broom around as the people invited for his birthday move inside the house without getting hit by the broom]
  • Barb: I can't believe Max and Phoebe aren't here with your father's gift. His birthday is gonna be ruined again.
  • Nora: So close that time.
  • Hank: I'm coming for you candy! And over steak. [keeps swinging the broom]
  • Billy: He still has 50 swings. When it comes my turn? [Hank keeps swinging the broom around. Scene changes to Max and Phoebe who got out of the bins and are looking for Mr. Hollister. Max has a banana peel on his shoulder, he grabs it and throws it away. A boy's voice is heard, probably he stomped the peel and fell into the ground. They find Mr. Hollister getting a massage next to the Sarah Finn store and the wishing pond]
  • Phoebe: We've gotta get rid of that masseur. I know. We'll find the security office, hacking into the mall's pieces and then...
  • Max: Or we can do this. [he uses telekinesis to move away the masseur's money container and the masseur leaves to get the money back]
  • Phoebe: Less clever but whatever. [they move towards Hollister and Max starts giving him a massage]
  • Mr. Hollister: My back is nuts thanks to this girl who came to my store. [Phoebe tries to grab the watch and take it back but fails because he moves his wrist] She tried to steal a veste. Can you believe it?
  • Max: She sounds annoying.
  • Mr. Hollister: You should see what she was wearing. Two words: Last season. [Phoebe pushes Max aside and starts giving a painful massage to Hollister]
  • Phoebe: [in a fake voice] She's got nice clothes at home. You don't know.
  • Mr. Hollister: Easy. That's not a nut, that's my spine! [as he receive a painful massage, dimes fall from his pocket and Max steals them]
  • Max: 4 quarters. [looks at the Ear Blasters headphones] Hello Ear Blasters.
  • Phoebe: Max, no. The watch remember.
  • Mr. Hollister: Wait. I know that accentless voice anywhere! [gets up and recognizes Phoebe]
  • Phoebe: You stole my dad's watch and I want it back. [grabs Mr. Hollister's wrist to take off the watch] Max, the watch.
  • Max: Phoebe, the Ear Blasters.
  • Phoebe: Dad's birthday is more important. [Max realizes he has to forget the headphones and starts using telekinesis to make Hollister slap himself]
  • Mr. Hollister: What is happening? [Max makes him slap himself again. Phoebe manages to take off the watch and Hollister loses his balance and falls into the wishing pond. He tries to get up but ends falling once more into the water. Phoebe and Max laugh of him silently] I am The Weekend Assistant Manager Sarah Finn. I don't deserve this!
  • Phoebe: But he does deserve this. [uses telekinesis to make Hollister slap himself again. The twins prepare to leave but they cross with the same kid that was giving coins to Max]
  • Unnamed Kid: [to Max] I got them. Thanks wish fairy. [he has the Ear Blasters headphones and starts using them. Max is sad because it was for only $1 dollar that he could get the headphones]
  • Phoebe: Alright. C'mon, we can still make it to Dad's party.
  • Max: Wait. Where's Oyster?
  • Phoebe: Um, he must have given up and gone home. [the twins leave but Phoebe was wrong, Oyster didn't leave but is stuck in the machine that keeps the Ear Blaster headphones, probably he was defeated by the kids as he tries to get the twins' attention but it doesn't work. Scene cuts to Hank still trying to break the pinata but he's not able because there's no pinata and is already night]
  • Hank: Uh! Man, this is a small pinata. [swings the broom around one more time] Guys. Guys. [removes his blindfold and drops it to the ground as he looks shocked] There's no pinata. Have I been swinging an imaginary meat? [drops the broom to the ground] Why does my birthday hate me?! [he starts walking inside the house but then he hears thunder] Oh. That cloud looks familiar. [all the people invited to Hank's birthday are inside the house and Barb is leaving an angry voicemail to the twins]
  • Barb: This is the last message I'm gonna leave. I can't believe how irresponsable you two are being. I expected this from you Max. [the twins enter the house] But not you Phoebe. [notices that the twins arrived] Is what I would haven't said if you two just did walk in. Bye. [turns off her phone] Perfect timing! Give you to take 3 hours. Okay, everybody hide. I'll go get Hank. [Everyone hides. Hank opens the kitchen door and closes it to go to the bathroom]
  • Hank: Oh. Finally the bathroom. [the lights turn on]
  • Everyone: [yelling] SURPRISE! [Hank is surprised]
  • Hank: You guys. This is perfect. I had no idea. [kisses Nora in the head]
  • Nora: We invited all the people you love the most. [most of the people are food delivery guys]
  • Hank: Thank you for coming everyone. This is the best birthday ever. Now I have...
  • Phoebe: Wait Dad! Here, open this. It's from all of us. [hands him the bag with the watch]
  • Hank: Okay.
  • Max: You have no idea what this costed me. Ear Blasters. It costed me a pair of Ear Blasters.
  • Hank: Ooh. A new watch. Thanks guys. [puts on the watch] You have no idea what this means. And I'll tell you the soonest I go to the bathroom.
  • Barb: Uh, honey! Someone's in there.
  • Hank: I can't wait. I'm going to the gas station. [he goes outside and lightning strikes him again causing him to fall unconscious as everyone is in shock. Hank is soon rushed to the hospital while the kids and Barb apologize]
  • Barb: I'm sorry Hank. I had no idea this watch was a super-conductor of electricity.
  • Kids: [nervously and sadly at the same time] Happy birthday Dad. [the ambulance leaves as Barb stares at the sky. Scene changes back to the past in Metroburg where Barb is giving more safety commercials]
  • Barb: Take it from Electress - cramming too many plugs into a socket isn't cool. So fight that urge and get a surge, protect her. [smiles and the scene changes to Barb giving another safey advice] Take it from Electress - before leaving home, make sure you turn off the lights because wasting electricity megahertz us all. [smiles again]
  • Male Voice: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety. [episode ends]

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