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This article is a transcript of the Thundermans episode "Four Supes and a Baby" from season two, which aired on September 20, 2014.

  • Phoebe[at school. She is talking to someone] Oh, this dress? Thank you, Dylan. I actually got it last weekend. And thanks for the compliment, but I'm not that pretty.
  • CherryOkay, now that Locker Dylan's into you, try talking to the actual Dylan.
  • Phoebe: I can't, he's too cute. Besides, I got a good thing going with Locker Dylan right now, and I don't want to mess that up.
  • Cherry: Stop it. You've been crushing on him for two weeks. Just go talk to him.
  • Phoebe: About what? I don't even know if we have anything in common.
  • Cherry: It's too bad you can't just go through his backpack and see what he's into.
  • Phoebe: Or can I? [uses her telekenesis to drag Dylan's backpack across the floor to her]
  • Delivery Guy: Delivery for Max Thunder... [screaming] maaan! [trips on the backpack and falls on the floor]
  • Max: I'll sign for that. [signs for it] Max Thunder... [screaming] maaan! Thanks, buddy. [picks up the box and grunts]
  • Phoebe: Wait, you're getting your deliveries at school now?
  • Max: Yeah, Dad took away my mail privileges. You banish one mailman into a black hole... but he had it coming. [walks away. Dylan sees his backpack on the floor]
  • Dylan: There's my backpack. [goes to pick up the stuff from his backpack. Phoebe helps pick them up] 
  • Phoebe: Here, let me help you out with that, Actual Dylan... uh, Dylan.
  • Dylan: Thanks. Phoebe, right?
  • Phoebe: Yeah. Uh, here, you forgot your... diaper?
  • Dylan: Don't worry, it's clean. And not mine.
  • Phoebe: Wow. Nice, funny, and potty-trained. Triple threat! [laughs]
  • Dylan: It's my baby brother's. I have to pick him up from daycare after school.
  • Phoebe: You have a little brother? I have a little brother and sister! Look at us, having things in common.
  • Dylan: Do you take him to the park every day after school too?
  • Phoebe: [scoffs] No... Yes! Do you got the park near... 
  • Dylan: The community center.
  • Phoebe: That's the one!
  • Dylan: Maybe I'll, uh, see you at the park today.
  • Phoebe: It's a date. A playdate... for the kids. [Dylan walks away. Cherry gasps and jumps and squeals in excitement with Phoebe]
  • Cherry: Oh, my gosh, you did it! That was awesome! I didn't know you took Billy and Nora to the park every day.
  • Phoebe: I do now. [her and Cherry continue squealing and jumping]
  • [Theme song]


  • [Scene cuts to the backyard. Billy super-speeds out of the kitchen avoiding Nora's lasers. Billy runs around the backyard while Nora shoots her lasers at him. Nora lasers Billy's feet and he finally stops running]
  • Nora: Laser tag rules! [a bucket, a chair, a skateboard, and the garbage bin has one or two holes in them] 
  • Billy: [holding a corn dog] No fair. You've got burning hot lasers and I have a frozen corn dog.
  • Nora: Life's not fair, turbo toes. [starts shooting her lasers at Billy's feet again. He super-shuffles his feet. Max rides his bike with the box on it in the backyard. Nora's lasers hit Max]
  • Max: Whoa! [he falls off his bike. He takes off his helmet] Oh, watch the lasers, guys!
  • Billy: Life's not fair, turbo toes. Oh, wait, I'm turbo toes!
  • Max: I've got to get this inside before Dad sees it. [picks up a safe from the box]
  • Nora: Hey, where'd you get that safe?
  • Max: Bought it off EvilBay. It belonged to Dark Mayhem, but no one can open it.
  • Billy: If no one can open it, then why'd you buy it?
  • Max: Because I know a kid with laser eyes and another who can hammer with super speed.
  • Billy: Do you know somebody else with super speed? Oh, wait, me again.
  • Max: Now, let's go see what evil treaures are inside that Dad doesn't know he paid for.
  • Billy: Surprise corn dog attack! [throws his corn dog at Nora. She lasers his feet] Ouch! 
  • Hank[clears throat] Have you two been playing laser tag?
  • Billy and Nora: Nooo...
  • Hank: Then why does the fence have more holes than my lucky underpants? [points to the fence, which has holes in it]
  • Billy: Uh, it was Baby Lulu.
  • Nora: Hey, don't blame my doll! [lasers Billy's feet again]
  • Hank: Nora!
  • Nora: Uh, it was Baby Lulu? [scene changes to show a melted blender, a burnt loaf of bread with a hole in it, and a pair of glasses melted on a table in the living room. Barb is holding a pilow with a hole in it] In our defense, we were only using the powers we were born with, so technically, this is your fault. [Billy nods in agreement]
  • Hank: I would never help you melt the face off your mother's garden gnome. [holds up the melted garden gnome]
  • Barb: Yeah.
  • Nora: Did that with one eye closed.
  • Hank: Ooh, nice, Nora! [Barb taps him] Bad Nora!
  • Barb: Yeah. Thanks to you two, your father and I have to drive all over town replacing the stuff you ruined.
  • Hank: Why drive all over town when we can get everything at CostClub?
  • Barb: CostClub, Hank? Every time you go there, you buy something we don't need.
  • Hank: When have I ever bought something we did not need? [Barb looks at him strangely. A flashback starts about Hank buying something they didn't need] But, Barb, it's a lawnmover and a barbecue. A mow-becue. We need this. [flashback ends]
  • Barb: How'd that work out for you, Hank? [Another flashback starts]
  • Hank: Kids, we're going out for dinner! [on the phone] Hi. My lawn's on fire. [spritzs water at the fire. flashback ends] Well, you're the one who wouldn't let me get the fire extinguisher-becue.
  • Barb: Fine, we'll go to CostClub.
  • Nora: All right!
  • Billy: [yelling] CostClub! [Phoebe enters the living room]
  • Barb: Uh, you two aren't going anywhere. You're grounded because of your little laser party.
  • Phoebe: What?! No, no, no, no! You can't ground them! I have to take them to the park. My life depends on it!
  • Hank: That's what you said when the Wi-Fi went out last week, and look... still breathing.
  • Barb: Sorry, Phoebe, Billy and Nora are not allowed to leave this house.
  • Nora: But we want to go to the park!
  • Billy: [yelling] Park!
  • Barb: [to Billy] I thought you wanted to go to CostClub.
  • Billy: [yelling] CostClub!
  • Hank: No, you are not going anywhere. [Billy sighs sadly]
  • Nora: Great. Now we're stuck here cracking open Max's safe. [Max enters the living room]
  • Max: Safety books... is what will be cracking open, because that's what big brother Max is all about: [chuckles] safety!
  • Barb: You know he's up to something, right?
  • Hank: Doesn't matter. He can't hurt us at CostClub. [he and Barb leave the living room. Phoebe sighs]
  • Phoebe: Max, just let me take the kids to the park for half an hour.
  • Max: And go against Mother and Father's wishes? Phoebe, that would be wrong. [to Billy and Nora] Come on, guys, let's go do something wrong. [Phoebe throws her arms up in disbelief]
  • Billy: [yelling] Wrong! [goes down the slide leading to Max's bedroom. Max blows a kiss at Phoebe and goes down the slide too]
  • Phoebe: You're not getting your way this time, Max!
  • Max: [from his bedroom] Sorry, can't hear you! I'm too busy getting my way! [Nora goes down the slide. Scene changes to show Max with a hammer in front of the safe in his bedroom. Billy is holding Dr. Colosso. He bites Billy]
  • Billy: Ow, you bit me!
  • Dr. Colosso: Sorry, not sorry.
  • Max: All right, since this is a supervillain safe, Nora, you're gonna use your laser eyes to melt the titanium door... [Nora starts floating]
  • Nora: Whoa...
  • Max: Yeah, whoa! And then, Billy, [Nora goes up the slide] you're gonna use your super speed to pound it with these hammers. [it is revealed that Phoebe is using her telekenesis to get Nora out of Max's bedroom]
  • Nora: Whoa! [Phoebe floats her up out of Max's bedroom and puts her down]
  • Phoebe: Guess what, sis? We're going to the park. [Nora smiles in joy] Now we just need Billy. [uses her telekenesis to get Billy, but gets Dr. Colosso instead]
  • Dr. Colosso: Whoa! [shivers] 
  • Phoebe: You're not Billy.
  • Dr. Colosso: Yeah, well, you're not Jennifer Lopez, so we both lose. [Phoebe throws him onto the couch] Whoa! [Phoebe uses her telekenesis to get Billy out of Max's bedroom]
  • Billy: Whoa! What's going on?
  • Phoebe: Uh, there's no time to explain. We're going to the park. Huh. I guess there was time to expain. [Billy opens the door. Nora pushes the baby carriage out the door]
  • Dr. Colosso: Well, guess I'll just sit here and wait for Max to realize he was duped.
  • Max: [from his bedroom] Hey, I've been duped! [Dr. Colosso chuckles evilly. Scene changes to show the park]
  • Nora: Monkey bars!
  • Billy: Swirly slide!
  • Phoebe: Whoa, get back here, you two. A park is no place to play around. Now, keep your eyes open for a hot guy.
  • Billy: There's one. [points to a sweaty guy who wipes his forehead]
  • Phoebe: I meant "hot" as in cute, not as in sweaty mess. [Dylan enters the park pushing a baby carriage]
  • Dylan: Hey, Phoebe.
  • Nora: Hey, is that the hot guy you were talking about?
  • Phoebe: Oh, Nora, have some candy. [puts Nora's lollipop in Nora's mouth] Hey, Dylan. So this must be your brother.
  • Dylan: Yeah. Yeah, his name's Rusty, or as I like to call him, Russ Man. No, I don't. I just made that up. I'm sorry. [Phoebe laughs]
  • Phoebe: Oh, I love babies. Who's the cutest wittle baby-- [Rusty throws his toy at her. He laughs]
  • Dylan: Oops. [chuckles] I haven't taught him how to act around pretty girls yet.
  • Phoebe: Oh, my gosh, you just called me pretty! Oh, my gosh, I just said that out loud!
  • Billy: Hey, can we go show Rusty the balloons? 
  • Phoebe: Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
  • Dylan: Actually, it'll give us a chance to hang out.
  • Phoebe: Great idea, Billy! [whispering] Take your time! [Billy and Nora push their strollers to the balloons] Aww, look how cute the are with those matching strollers. Who knew we had so much in common? This park, siblings... other things I haven't thought of yet. [her and Dylan laugh]
  • Dylan: I'm glad we're getting to spend time together. [Max runs into the park]
  • Phoebe: Me too. This is so perfect. 
  • Max: Phoebe!
  • Phoebe: Until he showed up. [Max stops to catch his breath]
  • Max: Whew! Found you. Man, how many parks are in this city? [points to the park sign, which says, "Welcome to Hiddenvile: City of 1,000 Parks"] Right. 
  • Phoebe: Worst timing ever, Max.
  • Max: Hey, you stole Billy and Nora from me.
  • Phoebe: I needed them. I had to make sure Dylan and I had something in common... but now it turns out Dylan likes me too. What? I know, right? Dylan's great! So you can have them back!
  • Max: Hey, don't try to trick me with your girl talk, all right? They're mine. [goes to Billy and Nora. Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks over to Dylan]
  • Phoebe: [to Dylan] Hey. Sorry about that, Dylan. My brother just came to pick up my siblings. I'm gonna miss those little bundles of love.
  • Dylan: Oh, do you want to go with them?
  • Phoebe: With who?
  • Max: Billy, Nora, let's go.
  • Nora: Not yet. Billy's using the balloons to teach our babies their colours.
  • Billy: This one's blueberry, that one's banana...
  • Max: Fruits aren't colours! Let's go open my safe.
  • Nora: I'm not leaving. [singsongy] And you can't catch me! [runs away]
  • Max: I don't need to catch you. [uses telekenesis to get one of the strollers] I caught Baby Lulu. [Nora stops running]
  • Dylan: It's really cool how your family gets along so well.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, we're super tight. [Max passes her and Dylan with the stroller]
  • Max: Pick up the pace, you whiners!
  • Nora: Give me back my doll, you monster!
  • Billy: You're the worst babysitter in the world!
  • Phoebe: So, remember when you called me pretty? [Dylan's timer beeps]
  • Dylan: Oh, time to feed my brother.
  • Phoebe: Aww, is it Rusty-wusty's feeding time? Who's a hungry wittle... [sees Nora's doll in the stroller instead of Rusty] doll? [realizes in shock that Max took Rusty instead of the doll]


  • [Max, Nora, and Billy enter the house]
  • Nora: We were having so much fun at the park, and you sucked it all away!
  • Billy: Yeah, you're a fun sponge, Max!
  • Max: Did you or did you not agree to open my safe?
  • Nora: We didn't.
  • Max: Well, you're doing it anyway. And I don't want to hear another peep out of either one of you. [Rusty cries out] That was a peep. Who peeped?
  • Billy: It was Nora's doll.
  • Nora: Baby Lulu doesn't cry. She's a lady. She only wets herself. [Rusty cries out again. Nora, Billy, and Nora look at him]
  • Billy: Cool, Baby Lulu came to life! [Max carries Rusty out of the stroller. His eyes widen in shock]
  • Max: Guys... this is a real baby!
  • Nora: It's Dylan's baby brother Rusty! You took the wrong stroller, fun sponge!
  • Billy: Turns out he's a baby sponge, too. [Nora nods. Max's phone rings. He takes it out]
  • Max: It's Phoebe.
  • Billy: [sarcastically] I wonder what she wants.
  • Max: [on his phone] Hey, Phoebs, what's the haps?
  • Phoebe: [on her phone, at the park] Oh, you know, just calling to say hi, see how you're doing, and [quietly] you took a baby! [the screen splits in two halves to show both Max and Phoebe on their phones]
  • Max: Hey, you took Billy and Nora to the park when they were grounded. You're in a lot of trouble too, Phoebe!
  • Phoebe: Says the guy who took a baby!
  • Max: All right, all right, we'll take the baby back and switch it right after we open the safe.
  • Phoebe: [whisper-screams] Baby!
  • Max: Yeah, Phoebe, but what if there's a baby in the safe? Huh? Huh? [Phoebe shoots a look at him through the phone] Okay, baby wins. We're on our way. [hangs up] All right, let's get this baby out of here before Mom and Dad get home. [alarm beeps]
  • Voice: Alert, alert. Parents approaching.
  • Nora: Too late!
  • Billy: Great, now we're gonna be double grounded. Or arrested!
  • Max: You guys stay here, I'll take him to the back. [Max takes the stroller into the kitchen. He opens the kitchen door and sees Barb carrying CostClub stuff which is covering her face]
  • Barb: Oh, perfect timing. I-- [Max shuts the door which bumps into Barb causing her to fall] Aah!
  • Max: Coming through the back! [Hank opens the front door holding a ginormous bag of popcorn]
  • Hank: Who wants popcorn?
  • Max: Not before dinner! [closes the front door using his telekenesis]
  • Billy: We're surrounded. What do we do?
  • Max: Relax, I-I have a plan. [rolls the stroller behind the couch and jumps ovrer the couch]
  • Nora: That was your plan?
  • Max: I didn't say it was a good one.
  • Billy: Let's just go turn ourselves in and take our chances with the cops.
  • Barb: Thanks for all your help, kids. Your father went overboard at CostClub. Again!
  • Hank: What? I only got the bare essentials. [a reverse food truck beeps. He yells to the guys outside] Leave the crate of olives there, but make sure you put the mayonnaise barrels in the shade. [Rusty cries]
  • Barb: Is that a baby crying?
  • Max: No, that's, uh, me. I'm just so [starts fake crying] emotional with puberty and all. 
  • Barb: Oh, honey, Max, it's okay to cry. Let it out. [a farting sound is heard] Okay, that's not quite what I meant.
  • Max: Sorry. My body's just so confused. [Hank and Barb leave the house to get more stuff. Rusty continues crying. Max jumps over the couch again and carries Rusty out of his stroller]
  • Barb: Okay, that definitely sounds like a baby.
  • Max: Now you're calling me a baby? [hides Rusty under his hoodie. He goes down the slide to his bedroom]
  • Hank: Aw, poor kid needs a tissue. [grunts] Well, I hope we bought enough. [tries to put a big box of tissue boxes down the slide, but it doesn't fit. Billy and Nora sneak away. At the park, Phoebe is holding the doll]
  • Phoebe: [sighs] There you go, Rusty. Mmm, that's some good bottle. [mumbling] Where are you, Max?
  • Dylan: Oh, the bottle's still full? Here, let me try it.
  • Phoebe: Oh, look, a guy in camouflage!
  • Dylan: What? That's weird. [Dylan looks for the guy. Phoebe throws the doll up in the air and pours the milk in the bottle in the trash can next to her. She looks up the for the doll and catches it. Dylan turns around] I don't see him.
  • Phoebe: 'Cause he's in camouflage. Uh, look who's done with his bottle. 
  • Dylan: Wow, he drank that fast. Okay, I'm, uh, I'm probably gonna have to burp him.
  • Phoebe: No, I'll do it. Right after we play Kick the Stroller. [kicks the stroller away] Now you go kick it back. Hurry, you're losing! [Dylan mouths confused words at Phoebe and runs to the stroller. The scene changes to show Max in his bedroom carrying a crying Rusty]
  • Max: Can't sneak him out until he stops crying. Why won't he stop crying?!
  • Dr. Colosso: Bring him here, Max. I got this. [Max brings Rusty over to Dr. Colosso] Boo! [Rusty starts crying again, even louder] Yeah, that's probably why I don't have kids.
  • Nora: What's that smell? Is that poop?
  • Billy: I believe the scientific term is "doo-doo."
  • Max: Nora, give me one of my T-shirts.
  • Dr. Colosso: Yuck! [Max takes off Rusty's diaper. He groans]
  • Max: Ew, dirty diaper, dirty diaper! [Rusty pees] Baby pee, baby pee! [Max gets the T-shirt and puts it on Rusty] All I wanted to do was open up Dark Mayhem's safe of evil treasures.
  • Nora: You opened up something evil. [Max wraps the shirt around Rusty as if it were a diaper]
  • Max: That should do it. Nora?
  • Nora: On it! [Max uses his telekenesis to lift the dirty diaper in the air. Nora lasers it and it disappears]
  • Max: All right, you guys stay down here and watch Rusty. I'm gonna go get rid of Mom and Dad.
  • Nora: Are you kidding? Who knows what's gonna come out of that kid next?
  • Max: What? Come on, look at him. He's a happy baby. [Rusty laughs] Yeah, Rusty? Isn't that right, Rusty? Yeah, yes, it is. Yes, you are. Yes, you are-- [Rusty throws up on Max]
  • Nora: Eww, he puked!
  • Billy: I believe the scientific term for that is "baby barf."
  • Max: Yeah, I know what it is, Billy. [Dr. Colosso laughs hysterically]
  • Dr. Colosso: Oh, that's the stuff! [scene changes to show Barb trying to fit stuff in the refrigerator in the kitchen]
  • Barb: Hank, you bought too much stuff. It's not all gonna fit.
  • Hank: That's because you're packing it all wrong. Egg rolls go on the bottom. Were you raised in a barn? [Barb looks shocked]
  • Barb: You know that I was. Why do you keep bringing it up? [hits Hank with the egg rolls]
  • Hank: S-Sorry. Here, just, just let me do it, all right? Now watch. [takes a box of food out] Now you're stacking these wrong. Okay, here we go. [puts two boxes in a different position in the refrigerator] Get these down, and you need to create a foundation. [punches the boxes down in the refrigerator] There you go, a foundation. Next, boom. [puts another box in] Get that in there. [puts another box and the egg rolls in] Get all the air out. [punches them both. Max comes from his bedroom, but stops walking] Finally, here this... [takes another two boxes]
  • Barb: No.
  • Hank: Yes, watch, watch! [puts them in the refriegerator] Gotta believe... [punches the boxes in the refrigerator] gotta want it! All right. [pushes the refrigerator in] There. It all fits. [Max uses his telekenesis to pull the refrigerator back out. The boxes fly out of it. Max grins]
  • Barb: [grinning] That never happened in the barn.
  • Hank: Max! [Max comes into the kitchen]
  • Max: Uh, yeah, what's up?
  • Hank: We're heading back to CostClub to return a few things. [Barb clears her throat] A lot of things. Mistakes were made in bulk.
  • Barb: Keep watching Billy and Nora. They're still grounded.
  • Max: Yep, you got it.
  • Hank: Here, take these pretzels down for the kids. [tosses a ginormous bag of pretzels at Max. He catches it, but falls]
  • Max: Whoa! [The scene changes to show Phoebe and Dylan still at the park]
  • Dylan: Okay, so Kick the Stroller was kind of fun, but I'm sick of Run, Baby, Run. And I have to put Rusty down for his nap.
  • Phoebe: Uh, why don't you two take a nap together? Nothing bonds a family like unconscious time.
  • Dylan: [holds out his hands] I would like my brother now.
  • Phoebe: Wait, uh, let me sing him a lullaby. ♪ Lullaby and good night ♪ 
  • Dylan: Phoebe. 
  • Phoebe: ♪ Shh, don't talk, Rusty's sleeping ♪ 
  • Dylan: Phoebe! [Phoebe looks for Max, Billy, and Nora but they aren't there. She sighs]
  • Phoebe: Okay, I have a confession. It's actually kinda funny. You are gonna laugh!
  • Dylan: Okay.
  • Phoebe: See, I just wanted to show you that we had stuff in common, um, but it got a little out of control and... here's the funny part. I kinda... [Billy, Nora and Max enter the park] cheated at Kick the Stroller. Yeah, technically, I double-kicked which is a huge no-no in stroller-kicking. [laughs] You're not laughing.
  • Dylan: Give me my brother back! [Phoebe moves out of the way as Dylan tries to get the doll. Max uses his telekenesis to bring the balloons to Dylan] Get them off me! [Max uses his telekenesis to make the balloons move]
  • Phoebe: Uh, don't struggle, Dylan, it only makes the balloons angrier!
  • Dylan: Get them off, get them off! [screams. Phoebe throws the doll to Billy. He catches it]
  • Billy: [quietly] Touchdown!
  • Nora: Give me that! [takes the doll from Billy]
  • Max: Bye, Rusty. It's been... smelly. [Phoebe uses her telekenesis to float Rusty to her. He laughs. The balloons stop "attacking" Dylan]
  • Dylan: What was that?
  • Phoebe: Balloon attack. No one ever thinks it can happen to them. So, anyway, here's Rusty.
  • Dylan: Thanks. [takes Dylan] Well, I should probably get him home. He's had a long day. [puts Rusty in his stroller]
  • Phoebe: So, uh, should we do this again tomorrow?
  • Dylan: Tomorrow's bad for me. Um, see, I have soccer practice, and you have... serious issues. [runs out of the park with the stroller]
  • Phoebe: Oh, yeah, well, [Max, Billy and Nora stand next to her] your brother has been gone for the past three hours and I've been holding a doll! Oh, no, he's coming back. Run! [the kids run away. The scene changes to show Billy and Nora using their powers to open Max's safe in his bedroom]
  • Nora: Come on, Max, how much longer? 
  • Billy: Yeah, we're hungry!
  • Max: I told you, you each get 40 pounds of pretzels when you crack the safe! [the knob on the safe comes off] Out of the way, out of the way! [Billy and Nora sit on Max's bed and start eating the pretzels] Finally, Dark Mayhem's evil treaures are mine! Will it be a Doomsday device? Plans to take over the world? Whatever it is, it's gonna be dark. [opens the safe, laughing. A boxing glove comes out of it and hits Max in the stomach] Oh! [Dr. Colosso looks shocked] Oh, yeah, that's dark. [high-pitched] Really dark. [falls backward holding his stomach. Billy, Nora, and Dr. Colosso laugh. The episode ends]

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