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This article is a transcript of the Thundermans episode "Doubles Troublefrom season two, which aired on February 26, 2015.
  • [Episode begins with Max eating in the kitchen. He gets up]
  • BarbStop! [Max stops and turns around] Clean up your dishes.
  • Max: Oh, those aren't mine. [starts to walk away]
  • Barb: Max.
  • Max: Aww. Can't you do it? You're so good at dishes. [smiles]
  • Barb: And soon you will be too, 'cause now you're doing all of them. [alarm rings]
  • Voice: Alert, alert. Son of Evilman approaching. [doorbell rings]
  • Phoebe[from upstairs] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
  • Max: [sighs] Phoebe's hanging out with Evilman's son and I'm doing dishes. Am I in Crazytown?
  • Barb: No, you're in Dishville, which is right next to Gettoscrubbingburg. [Phoebe comes downstairs and opens the door]
  • Phoebe: Hi, Link.
  • Link: Hey, Phoebe.
  • Phoebe: Oh, I am so excited to go ice skating. I'm no pro, but I hear the secret is leg warmers. A-boom! [throws up her right leg covered in a leg warmer. She laughs]
  • Link: Listen, I'm really sorry, but I can't go ice skating.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, not with all that exposed leg. You are begging for an ice rash.
  • Link: [chuckles] Actually, my dad's making me play tennis at the country club. [Phoebe sighs sadly] Again, that's why I'm dressed like a cabana boy.
  • Phoebe: I don't get it. Your dad is a retired supervillain. Why is Evilman part of a country club? 
  • Link: He thinks the family hobnobbing with the rich is good for his mattress store.  
  • Phoebe: [shakes her fist in the air] Rich people and their hobnobbing. [Link chuckles]
  • Max: [walks out of the kitchen] Oh, Link, you're blinding me with all the white. The shirt, shorts, those coconut popsicles you call legs. [puts on sunglasses] Ah, much better. [pause] No, it's not. [opens the compartment of his bedroom and goes down the slide]
  • Link: Phoebe, I'm really sorry.
  • Phoebe: No, it's okay. We can cover those babies right up with some leg warmers.
  • Link: [him and Phoebe sit on the couch] It's not my legs, it's the fact that we can never hang out.
  • Phoebe: I know. We go to different schools, we live in different towns, you're in a country club, I'm not.
  • Link: Wait, maybe you could be. The club's having a doubles tennis tournament. And the winners get a free one-year membership!
  • Phoebe: That's perfect! Then we could hang out all the time. Luckily, tennis is my jam. Well, tennis and leg warmers. A-boom! [throws up her right leg again]
  • Link: [laughs] Great. The tournament's tomorrow. Oh, but before I go, a little payback. [walks over to Max's compartment and stretches his arm down into Max's bedroom. Link yanks his arm]
  • Max: Ow! Strechy wedgie! [Links stretches his arm back to his body]
  • [theme song]
  • [The scene begins in Max's bedroom. Max is working on an invention. Phoebe is dressed to play tennis]
  • Phoebe: So that's the plan. Link and I win the tournament, and I'm in the club.
  • Max: Great plan. Only one itsy-bitsy problem: you stink at tennis.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, but you don't. You won the Metroburg Junior Open three times... Max Thunderslam.
  • Max: No one's called me that in years.
  • Phoebe: That's because you erased all evidence of that old life, except this! [holds up her phone. Max gasps. There is a picture of his younger self, in a tennis outfit and holding a tennis racket]
  • Dr. ColossoLet me see, let me see! [Max walks toward Phoebe] Hey, Max, you have another sister? [Phoebe laughs]
  • Max: That's me. Phoebe, nobody can see that picture.
  • Phoebe: I promise I'll delete it if you help me and Link win.
  • Max: Okay, fine. Besides, I hate those fancy pants country clubs. They literally make you wear fancy pants. Now, how do you want to cheat?
  • Phoebe: Wha-- Okay, I am not cheating. I just need a few pointers. I've already been practicing.
  • Max: How's that going? 
  • [Flashback begins of Phoebe practicing tennis in the backyard. She hits a ball against the garage door, but it bounces back and hits her in the face]
  • Phoebe: Whoa! [falls on the ground. Flashback ends. She takes off her headband to reveal a bruise on her forehead]
  • Dr. Colosso: Ooh.
  • Phoebe: So, let's start cheating.
  • [The scene changes to the backyard. Billy is at a lemonade stand mixing lemonade. Barb and Hank enter]
  • Barb: Aww, our little man, starting another one of his businesses?
  • Billy: Uncle Billy's Lemonade. It's way better than my other ideas.
  • Hank: Hey, if we lived in Australia, Uncle Billy's Kangaroo Walking... would've been huge.
  • Barb: And I still have one of Uncle Billy's Toothbrushes.
  • Billy: You mean Uncle Billy's Used Toothbrushes.
  • Barb: Used? [gagging] I'm just gonna-- I'll be right back. [leaves the backyard]
  • Hank: [to Billy; quietly] Why? [follows her]
  • Nora: Hey, Billy, the kid down the street has a lemonade stand too.
  • Billy: And you bought some?
  • Nora: Yeah. If you buy it less, his dog does a flip for you!
  • Billy: But I'm selling lemonade.
  • Nora: Are you, Billy? [picks up the empty tip jar and flips it upside down] Are you really? If you want to compete, you're gonna need a hairy beast of your own. Luckily, we have one.
  • Billy: Dad?
  • Nora: No, Colosso!
  • Billy: Great idea! For that, you get a free used toothbrush. [gives Nora a used toothbrush]
  • Nora: Still have these?
  • Billy: Found that one in one of my sewer adventures. [Nora drops it]
  • [Scene changes to the country club. People are playing tennis.]
  • Phoebe: So, wait, every day your country club has a giant tea party?
  • Link: Yeah. It's called "high tea."
  • Phoebe: Uh, no, it's called "princess camp," but I'm down.
  • Link: [laughs. Him and Phoebe raise their teacups] To princess camp!
  • Phoebe: Aha! [her and Link clink their teacups together and laugh. People from other tables look at them cross]
  • Link: [sighs] Can't wait for us to win the Cup. Then we can hang out every day.
  • Phoebe: You mean hobnob. [Link chuckles. Phoebe looks at people at other table] That's right, I speak country club.
  • Link: [laughs] This place is a lot more fun with you around. [Max enters, takes a chair, and sits down]
  • Max: Phoebe, Link, sandwiches. [Phoebe sighs. Max eats a sandwich]
  • Phoebe: Thanks for coming to support, Max.
  • Link: Yeah, but just so you know, there is a dress code at the club.
  • Max: Hmm, what's their stance on wedgies? [uses his telekinesis to give Link a wedgie. Link groans]
  • Link: [high-pitched] I don't like it! Don't like it! [Phoebe glares at Max. Max stops]
  • Max: Bam.
  • Link: I'm just gonna go walk this off before our match.
  • Phoebe: Charming as always.
  • Max: Hmm.
  • Phoebe: Do you remember the plan?
  • Max: Of course I do, because it was my plan, Phoebe. Now, let's get this over with. I can feel my pants are getting fancier by the second. [Max and Phoebe get up. Phoebe walks over to the tennis court and Max grabs a seat close to it. He puts his feet up and sighs contentedly. A waiter comes up behind him holding a plate full of towels]
  • Waiter: Cool towel?
  • Max: Back off, Alfred. I'm not buying one of your snooty towels.
  • Waiter: It's complementary. [Max doesn't say anything] That means it's free.
  • Max: Then I'll take them all! [laughs and takes towels off the plate one by one] Just kidding, just kidding. [takes all of them off at once and places them on his body]
  • [The scene changes to Billy and Nora in Max's bedroom, and Dr. Colosso on a table]
  • Dr. Colosso: So, you want me to pretend to be a robotic talking bunny just so kids will buy your lemonade?
  • Nora: That's it.
  • Billy: Yeah.
  • Dr. Colosso: Let's do it! And I've got a routine I've been dying to try. Close your eyes. [Billy and Nora do as told. Construction sounds are heard] Ooh, that's good. Hammering this thing-- sanding this down. Hang on there. And open them! [Billy and Nora open their eyes. There is a purple box on the table. Two purple curtains from the box are pulled revealing Dr. Colosso in a fortune teller's costume with a sign above him that says "The Great Dr. Colosso"] Ta-da!
  • Billy: Whoa! [to Nora] What is he?
  • Dr. Colosso: I'm the Great Dr. Colosso, fortune teller extraordinaire. Billy, I'm sensing... you're gonna sell a buttload of lemonade.
  • Billy: Awesome. But what if Mom and Dad catch you talking to non-supes?
  • Dr, Colosso: I'm sensing... that's your problem. [the curtains close]
  • Nora: Billy, you spread the word, and I'll distract Mom and Dad.
  • [Scene changes to the living room. Barb and Hank are on the couch while Nora hands Hank a tablet]
  • Hank: "Lawn Mower"? How could a game called "Lawn Mower" be fun? [Nora taps the screen. Lawnmower sounds are heard from the tablet] Oh, look, we're mowing. [puts his right index finger on the screen. Billy and Nora sneak behind him and Barb with Dr. Colosso's "The Great Dr. Colosso" box, with the sign "Fortune Teller" on top of it] Oh, okay, so we're just cutting the grass, staying in the lines.
  • Barb: Watch out for that soccer ball.
  • Hank: Oh, stop backseat mowing, Barb. [Billy accidentally drops one side of the box]
  • Billy: Aah! [Inside the box, Dr. Colosso shakes]
  • Nora: Don't worry.

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